KFC's Double Down Sandwich

[Darth Cruel]

FAIL!

(Insert non-existant "no-buns-on-the-double-downs" emoticon here)

 

[BadMoon]

This is an abomination. Defeats the purpose! I hate it! Haha!

 

[Maglor]

BOOOOO!!!

 

[Shropt]

If that is a biscuit bun then PURE WIN!!

If this is just some sweet bun to copy Chik-fil-A then EPIC FAIL!!

 

[Maglor]

Just looks like a bun/roll to me.

 

[BuffyGirl]

Booo to the new sandwich. I can't wait to add time number 3 to my double down days. I am going to see if I can get extra bacon the next time. Can't go wrong with more bacon.

This is where Eli will insert all the things that can go wrong health wise if you eat more bacon.....

 

[Valfar]

Bacon is ducty.

Well, i am about to brush my teeth for the 16,790th time in my life...can't wait, i am going to double top my brush in paste too..mmmm its going to be heaven.

 

[FLOSI]

FLOSI'S FIRST DOUBLE DOWN EXPERIENCE​

Okay.... I decided to try the DD last night, months after the fact.

Let me preface the story with a little back ground. Monday my son had come down with a stomach virus. My wife was at the hospital with a good friend who was giving birth to her first child so it was just my son and I at home. Gabriel is a year and a half old and will often wake up in the middle of the night and cry in order to come to bed with us. Since it was just the two of us that night I grabbed him and brought him to bed with me at around 2:30. He proceeded to vomit all over me five times that night. I would wake up, bring him to the bathroom, clean us both up and go back to bed... this cycle repeated itself 5 times. Needless to say the next morning I was a zombie. I brought him to his Grandmother's where he puked on me again, of course this time I was dressed for work. My wife met us there and took Gabriel in to the Pediatrician to get checked out and was diagnosed with a stomach virus. I went home, changed, and was late for work... The next few days we simply kept him hydrated with pedialite and lots of water and watched to make sure his diaper was being wet on a regular basis to make sure he wasn't getting dehydrated. Anyway, around Wednesday he was back to normal.

So on to the Double Down.... My wife wasn't going to be home till 9 last night so it was just going to be Gabriel and I again. So I pick Gabriel up, swing by KFC and grab a DD meal for myself and a kids meal for him. We get home and I cut up the piece of chicken for him, put him in his booster seat and we sit down to eat.

So I'm focused on the DD. Looks pretty good, chicken is crispy and not oily which is a plus in my book. I really enjoyed the thing. It might be the only one I ever have, but it was damn good. Anyway, I'm about half way though the Double Down when my son pushes his food away, which of course means he's through. I go to unbuckle his booster seat and suddenly I can tell that he's going to get sick.... I'm half way to the kitchen sink when he vomits all over the both of us. I'm lucky that we got to the tile so clean up of the floor would be easy.... The two of us on the other hand would not be.... Anyway, I cleaned chunks off our clothing, threw all the clothes in the washing machine and gave us both showers. I guess fried chicken was a bad choice for a little boy who was just getting over a stomach issue.... Definitely a few points against me in my bid for father of the year. Sorry Gabriel, daddy wasn't thinking, son.

45 minutes later I got back down stairs to a half eaten, ice cold DD. After having chunks of half digested KFC splattered all over me I really couldn't see finishing the thing so I threw it away.

So there you have it, my first and only DD. Half eaten and enjoyed and half thrown away.... And further proof that I can be a supreme dumb ass.

Here's a pic of Gabe after:

He was a little wiped out after getting sick but woke up this morning in a great mood.

 

[The Ween]

But Daddy.......you still

 

[FLOSI]

Puked on seven times in four days Weenie.... That's dedication to the craft of fatherhood!

And thanks for the positive reinforcement, Ween... I felt bad after he got sick last night. Fried chicken was way too rich for his little tummy at that point.

Notice the Spider-Man tatoo on his leg? he's already a fan.

 

[Maglor]

Bacon is ducty.

Well, i am about to brush my teeth for the 16,790th time in my life...can't wait, i am going to double top my brush in paste too..mmmm its going to be heaven.

I didn't understand a single word of that post.

 

[Valfar]

 

[Maglor]

https://www.google.com/search?q=ducty&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&client=firefox-a





Didn't get the bit about brushing your teeth either...

 

[Valfar]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?defid=994533&term=Dutty


Same meaning as this, just different slang.


The brushing my teeth bit was sarcasm, kind of poking fun at how people just report in their sandwich experiences, its just fast food.

I do miss the Rib sandwich from McFatties though, the one they had on as a promo for the Flinstones movie years and years ago.

 

[devilof76]

Had a DD for breakfast Thursday. I am addicted. If they take it away for this abomination...

...we will hates it.

 

[Valfar]

I am willing to take a crack at this sandwich when ever it bloody gets here, though i will be stripping off the bacon or at least pulling the fatty bits off the strips and wiping some of the sauce off.


That single breasted version with the bun has to be the poor mans DD.

 

[FLOSI]

Ok, off to the tread mill to run of the portion off the DD that I digested.

 

[Maglor]

I am willing to take a crack at this sandwich when ever it bloody gets here, though i will be stripping off the bacon or at least pulling the fatty bits off the strips and wiping some of the sauce off.

You sound like my wife.

 

[Maglor]

Been wanting an excuse to bump this thread:

I had one the other day with extra bacon and extra sauce. Then I got a large mocha shake from Arby's. Then I died. I can't stand dying.

The one thing I can't stand more than dying is insects. That's the nice thing about cold climates. Even when it gets hot, as long as you're not in the woods or near fresh water, bugs aren't a problem.

I still hate them though. Makes me like spiders. And DDT. And Ween flash boiling earwig colonies.

A big to "extra bacon and extra sauce"!


Not sure I have the nerve for it though... how was the experience D?

 

[devilof76]

It wasn't fresh, and one of the chicken pieces was too small, but it was good. You can taste the pepper in the sauce a lot more. I will definitely order it that way next time.

The extra bacon was nice too. It didn't run out until the last couple bites.