Unfortunately for me my phone runs on Windows Mobile
Good ole Windows.
"Hi, I'm an iPhone." "And I'm a Blackberry."
"Man iPhone, you think you're so cool with your MAC OS and your Safari web browser."
"I'm just giving the people a quality phone loaded with all the most wanted capabilities, I don't understand what's with the attitude..."
"Oh pipe down tough guy, I offer all that, as long as you're in a strong signal zone and have 20 minutes to wait for Windows to load. You know what I oughtta leave you some hateful voicemails to show up in your digital voicemail...but I don't have a signal."