Life, the Universe and Everything...

[lcummins]

so goats eat bush?

From Wikipedia...

Goats are reputed to be willing to eat almost anything. The digestive systems of a goat allow nearly any organic substance to be broken down and used as nutrients.

 

[Agent0028]

I have a tendency to ponder these things sometimes too. It's amazing how many things are discovered entirely by accident. Benzodiazepines were discovered by a guy who was experiementing with dyes.

 

[Vader AL]

i was watching something on hbo the other night and apparantly none of us exist as we know it but are actually attached to robots who are using the energy our body produces to run themselves. i chose to stay attached to my robot though because i'm not sure if Star Wars or SSF exists in the "real" world.

i know what you mean lonnie, sometimes i think about that stuff if i have a long drive to go on.

 

[Vince]

I guess this would allow goats to reach them in some cases...

aaah, coffee beans

but they also grow on the bottom of the busg

and sometimes they just fall off, these crazy things happen!

 

[lcummins]

i was watching something on hbo the other night and apparantly none of us exist as we know it but are actually attached to robots who are using the energy our body produces to run themselves. i chose to stay attached to my robot though because i'm not sure if Star Wars or SSF exists in the "real" world.

i know what you mean lonnie, sometimes i think about that stuff if i have a long drive to go on.

Or... perhaps everything in your "world" and field of vision, is created just for you, and outside of your vision and people you know, nothing exists... just a thought.

 

[KitFisto]

Or... perhaps everything in your "world" and field of vision, is created just for you, and outside of your vision and people you know, nothing exists... just a thought.

The could someone please create me being rich and living on a tropical island with beautiful, big tittied naked women?

 

[lcummins]

The could someone please create me being rich and living on a tropical island with beautiful, big tittied naked women?

You need to ask that of whoever is controlling your Tamagotchi!!!

 

[Ryanfromindiana]

Dear Lonnie,
I have made alot of 42 jokes here that have resulted in thread killing silence. In closing, I love you and i get it.

 

[lcummins]

Dear Lonnie,
I have made alot of 42 jokes here that have resulted in thread killing silence. In closing, I love you and i get it.

 

[tylerd]

i was watching something on hbo the other night and apparantly none of us exist as we know it but are actually attached to robots who are using the energy our body produces to run themselves. i chose to stay attached to my robot though because i'm not sure if Star Wars or SSF exists in the "real" world.

i know what you mean lonnie, sometimes i think about that stuff if i have a long drive to go on.

were you watching the matrix?

 

[tylerd]

The could someone please create me being rich and living on a tropical island with beautiful, big tittied naked women?

all you need is cat piss for that!

 

[Batty]

I turned 42 this year. Hopefully I'll find enlightenment. I just need to find the question.

 

[lcummins]

...I just need to find the question.

I'll take "Philosophy" for $1000...

Ok, the answer is... "42"

What is... the meaning of Life, the Universe and everything?

 

[Kabukiman]

Whoever discovered milk is a sick ^^^^.

That's all I know.

That and 42.

 

[lcummins]

Whoever discovered milk is a sick ^^^^...

See... that is the kind of question I need answers to! Who was the first person to take a sip... and why?

 

[tomandshell]

Nipples on men?!?

It just doesn't make sense.

 

[The Mike]

For example, who was the first person to take some beans from a tree, decide to roast them, then decide to grind them, and finally, if that wasn't enough, decided to brew them in hot water and then have the courage to drink the first cup of coffee! And why?

Juan Valdez. He was bored.

Who decided it was a good idea to take perfectly good flour used for making bread (and who figured that one out!) and add some egg, milk and sugar and bake it to make a cake? And then, decided it needed a topping!

Betty Crocker. Last ditch attempt to save her marriage.

Why is the vast majority of the world's meat supply from only five animal families (cows, pigs, sheep, chickens and fish)??? Why not sparrows, foxes, lizards, elephants, tigers and zebras??? Did early man actually taste every animal on Earth and decided only a few tasted good?

Yes his name was Ug and continued to get a laugh everytime he said he ate Beaver and liked it, never was able to continue past that and so he said screw it you guys get five.

In nature, bright colors tend to be a warning sign to stay away; flora and fauna that is poisonous. So who was the first soul brave enough to take a bite out of a bright red, big and round tomato??? And why aren't tomatoes found in the wild more? Birds like them; they should be abundant!

Emo Cuttersmith was the first to try a tomato in a failed suicide after telling his friend Heinz, he was killed and the rest is history. The reason Tomatoes aren't in the wild anymore is because Birds are ^^^^^^^s and taking them all selling them to the Heinz Corporation.

Who was the first person to write a word? Why did they do it? How did they do it? Were they burned at the stake for being a witch???

Eli Postit was the first, he needed to take a message from a traveller who was passing through but missed his roommate. He did it with his hands and while he wasn't burned at the stake ironically gave the authorities a way to jot down who they wanted to burn a lot easier.

In the following sentence... "Billy read his red book yesterday, but Sally will read it today."... why are there two words that are spelled differently and mean different things, but sound the same??? And why are there two forms of the same word, present tense and past tense, pronounced differently, but still spelled the same???!!! (This one really bothers me!!!)

Blame the English.

And for my final example... Why is Subject 805 greenish-brown? Who was the first person at Sideshow that said, "Hey, I know! Let's make him green!"? And why was it accepted and approved??

I believe when assigning blame at SSC we are told by Dusty to just Blame Chris. Whether he had anything to do with it or not this is what is given to us via SSC themselves.

Does anyone else think about questions like this, or am I just too curious??? And if you don't think about questions like this, why not???

Yes you are too curious.

 

[The Mike]

Nipples on men?!?

It just doesn't make sense.

Proof that God has a sense of humor.

 

[The Josh]

I think Lonnie has a little too much time on his hands right now

I think so. He had more time today than I did.

Wait this might make Prog want to respond because he's a giant douche bag.

 

[The Mike]

See... that is the kind of question I need answers to! Who was the first person to take a sip... and why?

It was a bottlefed person who wanted to know what all the hubbub was all about. The problem was they were amazingly ugly and couldn't get a girl to help him out so it was the next nearest victim.