Me + Beer + Strippers + Bank Card = £1,000 Bill

[greyrabbit]

I don't think its so bad blowing that much money but the worst thing is not remembering anything of the night!

Take a camera with you next time ..please, for all of us "concerned" ahem

 

[The Mike]

Camera wouldn't help. If its any traditional strip club one view of a camera inside and they'll take three teeth in return. Cameraphone on the other hand is a great little invention for this kind of situation.

 

[OSCORP]

Next time bring the josh with you.

 

[Buttmunch]

Me - beer - strippers - bank card = no money problems.

This just really makes me glad I don't drink or participate in other such activities. I hope you take this as a lesson and learn to only take cash with you if you plan on getting so drunk you don't remember anything the next morning, or better yet, don't drink at all.

 

[nash]

lol some of you guys are so freakin boring i swear. so the guy blew his month savings and now cant buy TOYS or go out again to another strip club for a few weeks. whats the big deal?

I agree though, the worst part is you dont remember a thing. For all you know, you didnt even get a lap dance, the club could have easily ran your tab up without you even knowing.

PS: seems everyone from Utah is anti-drinking, remind me never to go there for a party <---- means its a joke

 

[Mooncat]

Ex alchoholic speaking

Sounds like.

1. You were spiked
2. You dont know when to stop

problem with getting "blind" drunk is the blackouts eh !

Have you checked your ^^^^ ? is it sore ?

Who knows what happened, certainly not you

Be thankful it was just £1000 and not a hand, kidney or eye that went missing

Till next time then

 

[geto10]

looool

A similar thing happened to us (a friend of mine) when we were in Spain, Madrid last year.

Prices there are in Euro. So my friend was buying tons of alcohol, lap dances and ^^^^ for everyone. In the end he got a bill for 2000 euro, he laughed and paid the bill saying wow this is dirt cheap, thinking that the prices were in Swedish kroner. The day after he realized that 2000 euro is equal to 20.000 SEK. PWNED!!

 

[KrisSolo]

Another couple of grand and you could of had your own **** job. Staying in wouldn't be so bad with a couple of puppies of your own to play with...

 

[DarthNeil]

Oops!

I got quite drunk the other night and ended up in the new Hustler strip club. When I woke up the next day I found my bank card slips adding up to £1,000!

I've been feeling sick ever since...

It was only pay day the other day and I'm now skint for the rest of April!

I'd been thinking about buying a PS3 recently but couldn't really afforded it... I could have bought 4 with the money I blew that night!

PsychoCenobite

Ahhhhhhhh... but the memories.

What?...

You can't remember anything?

 

[OSCORP]

Me - beer - strippers - bank card = no money problems.

This just really makes me glad I don't drink or participate in other such activities. I hope you take this as a lesson and learn to only take cash with you if you plan on getting so drunk you don't remember anything the next morning, or better yet, don't drink at all.

Edit-oops i saw that you were from Utah my mistake.

 

[Polylord]

Hmm.... I'm thinking... April Fool's Joke?

 

[PsychoCenobite]

A bit drunk at the moment.... but I just found out that the bottles of champagne I was buying might have cost £250 a pop! I got two was spilling them all over the place.

Good God they saw me coming... as the Vicar said to the school boy...

PsychoCenobite

 

[El Roranous]

OMG what a waste of cash!!!


Rent some porn or something then you won't need to spend all that cash getting teased.

I have yet to go to a strip club and judging by your bill, I now know that I am way to poor to afford to go to one.

 

[King Darkness]

Damn, I want to party with Psycho!!

 

[user 1190]

Damn, I want to party with Psycho!!

I was thinking the same thing, wonder if hes going to SDCC

 

[Mrs.Mac]

First off, where do stripper keep their swipe card readers?!?

Secondly, ALWAYS....ALWAYS bring cash for strippers.

 

[McHavyck]

First off, where do stripper keep their swipe card readers?!?

Secondly, ALWAYS....ALWAYS bring cash for strippers.

God, I love this woman.

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

At a strip bar?.. What a waste.. You could have had 2 call girls and filmed it at that rate..

Worst part is you don't remember it..

< LOL!!!

 

[Darth Caedus]

First off, where do stripper keep their swipe card readers?!?

Secondly, ALWAYS....ALWAYS bring cash for strippers.

I think this answers both your statements...

https://www.metacafe.com/watch/298227/quagmire_at_a_strip_club/

 

[McHavyck]

I think this answers both your statements...

https://www.metacafe.com/watch/298227/quagmire_at_a_strip_club/

we both