ME ME ME!

[Lejuan]

A good dump is one of life’s under-rated pleasures. But like a-dev I’d be happy to give it up altogether. How do they poop on the Enterprise anyway? Is it ever revealed? Never seen a single ‘gents’ or ‘ladies’ sign on the whole show.

 

[DeltaForceChung]

I just pooped yayyyyy lol

It’s the little things in life that are so special lol

Burger Wings and Beer here I come!

--

The feeling, sensation, and satisfaction of taking a poop within the confines of one's personal bathroom while sitting comfortably on a clean and sanitary commode with plenty of good quality toilet paper or moist wipes with pleasant smelling and strong air sanitizer nearby is truly a wonderful one of a kind experience.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

I just pooped yayyyyy lol

*Jye afterward* -->

 

[DeltaForceChung]

What jye4ever did to finally resolve his constipation freeing him to poop.

 

[R_R_X]

I just pooped yayyyyy lol

It’s the little things in life that are so special lol

Burger Wings and Beer here I come!

Congrats!

 

[DeltaForceChung]

@jye4ever

Even actresses/models need to poop too as featured in a skit from The Underground Comedy Movie (1999).

 

[jye4ever]

All 30 staples removed!

OUCH!!

Back to bed lol

2 sneezes snuck in today…knocked me on my ass!

Still 5 weeks out from work.

Hurry up Obi-Wan!

 

[DeltaForceChung]

All 30 staples removed!

OUCH!!

Back to bed lol

2 sneezes snuck in today…knocked me on my ass!

Still 5 weeks out from work.

Hurry up Obi-Wan!

--

Are you pooping normally/regularly now?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Hurry up Obi-Wan!

OUCH!!!

That one got me.

 

[Wor-Gar]

A good dump is one of life’s under-rated pleasures.

 

[jye4ever]

--

Are you pooping normally/regularly now?

Hmmm

Nope

But i’m improving.

 

[DeltaForceChung]

Hmmm

Nope

But i’m improving.

--

It takes a while for a proper fully baked loaf to eventually squeeze out of the oven piping warm and steamy hopefully without any complications. In the meantime, you make do with sporadic bits, clumps, and pieces when nature calls without being inhibited by medication causing constipation side effects.

 

[Wor-Gar]

fully baked loaf to eventually squeeze out of the oven piping warm and steamy ...

 

[DeltaForceChung]

--

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

That what happens when you get old

 

[DeltaForceChung]

That what happens when you get old

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1. Can't poop due to constipation.

2. Pooping in one's pants due to uncontrollable urge and/or unintended/unwanted side-effects of medication due to health impacting the bowel muscles.

 

[DeltaForceChung]

@jye4ever

How are you doing so far?

 

[jye4ever]

It’s been hell on earth to be honest laying here on my bed watching movies while my wife does both her chores and mine lol

I’m improving but definitely at a slower pace than I was expecting. I’m outside now taking a slow walk around the home and absorbing some sun (it was a long winter I really need to move to Cali with the earthquakes, crime, traffic, pollution and $30 gallon of gas to get away from this miserable cold).

My appetite is back but even that I cut down I think I lost like 15lbs or my kidney weighed 13lbs lol

It’s been 2 weeks and 4 days since the surgery and i’ll still be home from work for another few weeks.

I get depressed and feel sorry for myself here and there but then snap out of it when my son screams “DAD…SPIDER!”

Thank You for asking

 

[Darth Snoopy]

I hope you're feeling better, Jye. and please tell me your avatar isn't an actual photo of yourself.

​

 

[Lejuan]

I hope you're feeling better, Jye. and please tell me your avatar isn't an actual photo of yourself.

​

Pretty sure that was one of nurses who changed his catheter. Or how she looked afterwards at least.