Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[RIDDICK]

They probably couldn't pull themselves out of their phone long enough to pay attention anyway

True. And sad.

Woah, they couldn't even try to hide the fact that some kids are reading off screen...

If this TMNT film had a score of like 80% in RT it'd be used to suggest how great the film is.
The internet is a funny place.

Absolutely. Hypocrisy overload!

 

[beeshaw]

People care when a film they like get's a good score. If this TMNT film had a score of like 80% in RT it'd be used to suggest how great the film is. The internet is a funny place.

But here's the thing. You are doing neither.

As you admitted earlier, you're just tossing it in all willy nilly to get some 'lolz with those who wish to participate.'

Simple question. Have you seen it? Do you have any intention of seeing it? Or are you just in here for the post count?

 

[greygoose]

But here's the thing. You are doing neither.

As you admitted earlier, you're just tossing it in all willy nilly to get some 'lolz with those who wish to participate.'

Simple question. Have you seen it? Do you have any intention of seeing it? Or are you just in here for the post count?

It's not out until October in the UK so how do you suggest I see it? An illegal download or should I catch a plane to the USA just to see it?!...

As far as I'm concerned it's still pre-release for me.

 

[cokebabies]

They have, & they did.

It's hit 19% twice now - might've changed again since.

Yes, but all they're doing is pooling other people's reviews. All RT says is that 19% of the reviews for the movie were positive. RT isn't saying it thinks the movie is as good as 19/100. There's a huge difference.

 

[JAWS]

Woah, they couldn't even try to hide the fact that some kids are reading off screen...

Didn't watch all of it so I did not notice it... But personally I am shocked anyone could watch that show today... I am shocked anyone watched it back then.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Yes, but all they're doing is pooling other people's reviews. All RT says is that 19% of the reviews for the movie were positive. RT isn't saying it thinks the movie is as good as 19/100. There's a huge difference.

Of course man!

However, how many times do I need to tell you people that it makes me laugh.

 

[lerath666]

Of course man!

However, how many times do I need to tell you people that it makes me laugh.

did no one tel you? this is the freaks boards. unique opinions are not allowed here

we all must hate sideshow, and love all things marvel pictures and Hot toys.

 

[karamazov80]

Horrible movies also sometimes make me laugh. But I'm usually cruelly and judgmentally laughing at the people involved, taking joy in their failures, because I'm a bad person.

 

[Predator1221]

did no one tel you? this is the freaks boards. unique opinions are not allowed here

we all must hate sideshow, and love all things marvel pictures and Hot toys.

The new TMNT movie wasn't as bad as I was expecting from the reviews. I didn't think it was possible but I actually hated Megan Fox more than I thought I would. What on earth were they thinking with April's back story (I really don't know where to begin here)? A lot of the same over done Bay set pieces and action sequences, but I liked the banter between the turtles, and it was refreshingly different at times.

Overall C+

 

[GasparZizou]

This is doing kinda badly at the BO

I hope they don't get the BO they were expecting, maybe that'll push them to improve the story.

It was a bad story, but really nothing that wrote the characters into a corner or anything, nothing that can't be fixed with a decent writer and Bay off the boat

 

[Scareb]

My only hope for any possible sequel is at the beginning they go "We're supposed to be Ninja and yet we all wear this stupid **** that's about as stealth as explosive diarrehea in a mall bathroom. Let's burn all this and actually be ninjas, hide in shadows, use weapons, make smoke bombs, actually use throwing stars. I'm sure splinter can find a book in the sewer that can teach us all that ****. But seriously Donnie, you wear that stupid backpack around and it does nothing. I'm pretty sure I saw you glue a child's toy in there to get the lights blinking."

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

My only hope for any possible sequel is at the beginning they go "We're supposed to be Ninja and yet we all wear this stupid **** that's about as stealth as explosive diarrehea in a mall bathroom. Let's burn all this and actually be ninjas, hide in shadows, use weapons, make smoke bombs, actually use throwing stars. I'm sure splinter can find a book in the sewer that can teach us all that ****. But seriously Donnie, you wear that stupid backpack around and it does nothing. I'm pretty sure I saw you glue a child's toy in there to get the lights blinking."

 

[Niltusk]

My only hope for any possible sequel is at the beginning they go "We're supposed to be Ninja and yet we all wear this stupid **** that's about as stealth as explosive diarrehea in a mall bathroom. Let's burn all this and actually be ninjas, hide in shadows, use weapons, make smoke bombs, actually use throwing stars. I'm sure splinter can find a book in the sewer that can teach us all that ****. But seriously Donnie, you wear that stupid backpack around and it does nothing. I'm pretty sure I saw you glue a child's toy in there to get the lights blinking."

My 8 year old loved this movie, so it was a win in my book, but I wholeheartedly agree that if I'm going to have to sit through a sequel someday, I would love to see a little more ninja in the TMNT,

 

[evenflow]

Just got out of the movie, enjoyed much more than the reviews suggest. It was fun.

 

[Brainiac]

Just got out of the movie, enjoyed much more than the reviews suggest. It was fun.

interesting, I may still go see this

 

[GasparZizou]

Wat, the turtles were very good ninjas in this, in the Subway scene they ****ed up like 20 foot soldiers in 1 minutes and nobody saw them, and there were like 20 hostages there, and Donnie's backpack does do **** he used his electronic equipment quite a bit in the movie.

 

[crows]

My only hope for any possible sequel is at the beginning they go "We're supposed to be Ninja and yet we all wear this stupid **** that's about as stealth as explosive diarrehea in a mall bathroom. Let's burn all this and actually be ninjas, hide in shadows, use weapons, make smoke bombs, actually use throwing stars. I'm sure splinter can find a book in the sewer that can teach us all that ****. But seriously Donnie, you wear that stupid backpack around and it does nothing. I'm pretty sure I saw you glue a child's toy in there to get the lights blinking."

or they could go with the original idea they had back in the 90s :

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

or they could go with the original idea they had back in the 90s :

I've never see that before. Interesting, those designs look similar to the ones from the new film. Donatello has the glasses, the mechanical bow-staff, Leo has a similar style too and Michelangelo has the clothing and a bandanna similar to what Raphael was wearing in the new film. This makes me feel better about the designs in the new movie.

I still think the turtles are too big and strong. Why do they even need weapons or ninja skills if they are so powerful?

 

[Niltusk]

or they could go with the original idea they had back in the 90s :

DUMB!

The only thing I like from this is Leo's larger mask, also liked Raph's in the movie.

 

[GasparZizou]

or they could go with the original idea they had back in the 90s :

Oh this guy was gonna be part of the team.

That would've been nice.