Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[thenammagazine]

No doubt we will see turtle sex jokes in it too...

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[greygoose]

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Beautiful.

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

I now understand how all those Transformers fans felt... Leave it to this hack to believe we couldn't tell the turtles apart because of their weapons, and distinct personalities, or the colored headbands they wear. No, we need to dress Michaelangelo up like an extra from Surf Ninjas so the audience understands he's the young party loving one. At this rate Raph will probably chew tobacco and and where a leather jacke cause he's you now edgy. And can someone explain tome how a giant, talking turtle is able to get a tattoo without being locked in a government vault for study?

Can we set up a pool on which character will say the most racist thing? it is a guarantee in any Bay movie he will go for the race jokes.

 

[Snake Plissken]

After he rapes this franchise, he'll move onto Thundercats.

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

After he rapes this franchise, he'll move onto Thundercats.

As long as God keeps him away from Ghostbusters and Batman i will be ok with that. Sacrifices must be made for the greater good. And if I have to sacrifice other's favorite shows to protect mine so be it!!

 

[Kuzeh]

After he rapes this franchise, he'll move onto Thundercats.

No, please!!

 

[Snake Plissken]

As long as God keeps him away from Ghostbusters and Batman i will be ok with that. Sacrifices must be made for the greater good. And if I have to sacrifice other's favorite shows to protect mine so be it!!

I actually was going to include Ghostbusters

If there was a cult 80s cartoon, Michael Bay is there to **** it up with a trilogy.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

I actually was going to include Ghostbusters

If there was a cult 80s cartoon, Michael Bay is there to **** it up with a trilogy.

Ghostbusters had a cartoon...just saying

 

[Snake Plissken]

Ghostbusters had a cartoon...just saying

Yes I know. I watched it when it was still new.

 

[greygoose]

Now I know!

And can someone explain tome how a giant, talking turtle is able to get a tattoo without being locked in a government vault for study?

Maybe the turtles have a tattoo parlour in their lair.

 

[RIDDICK]

can someone explain tome how a giant, talking turtle is able to get a tattoo without being locked in a government vault for study?

Splinter is ex-yakuza.

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

Splinter is ex-yakuza.

Splinter: Ninja Master, Father Figure, Tattoo Artist.

Michaelangelo's wearing pants and sunglasses, so why not.

 

[Bardoon]

Wow...they take pants OFF Superman and people complain...

They put pants ON the Ninja Turtles and people complain...

C'mon now!

 

[greygoose]

Wow...they take pants OFF Superman and people complain...

They put pants ON the Ninja Turtles and people complain...

C'mon now!

Man taking pants off is OK. Turtles putting pants on is not.

 

[thenammagazine]

Wow...they take pants OFF Superman and people complain...

They put pants ON the Ninja Turtles and people complain...

C'mon now!

C'mon douches, it's not like turtles everywhere don't wear pants!




And Bardoon, not sure which porn parody you watched where Superman took his pants off.

 

[Snake Plissken]

C'mon douches, it's not like turtles everywhere don't wear pants!




And Bardoon, not sure which porn parody you watched where Superman took his pants off.

 

[krec9]

MOS got it right superman should be feared lol

 

[greygoose]

Jeez, dry too!

 

[creature4000]

Those aren't tears!