Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[CF79]

Where's Rockbop and Beesteady? Where's Stockman Baxter? This movie is doomed to FAILZZZZZ.

 

[Kibagami]

She needs more cleavage.

 

[thenammagazine]

I'd totes buy the maquettes shown in the pics.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I seriously need to steal that gif. So many opportunities arise for it

 

[greygoose]

I seriously need to steal that gif. So many opportunities arise for it

I found it out the other day for something too. Works too well.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I found it out the other day for something too. Works too well.

If I could, I'd rep you for the avatar and sig

 

[Snake Plissken]

She needs more cleavage.

Her face is so plastic surgery'd up. Still hot though with those DSL

 

[Kibagami]

Her face is so plastic surgery'd up. Still hot though with those DSL

Yeah, she does look rather ... synthetic. Unnatural even.

 

[greygoose]

If I could, I'd rep you for the avatar and sig

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Wrong. First one was pretty much perfect.

It'd be great to own all four turtles from the first movie in 1/6 scale.

 

[crows]

A whole lot of knee jerk over reaction, mostly over Bay's name being attached. Again...you guys know he's not directing right? A lot of the jabs have been that this will have a whole lot of 'Bay-isms' (which to be honest I'm personally fine with). Have any other 'Platinum Dune' flicks had an obscene amount of explosions? Pretty sure the answer is no. Granted his production house doesn't have the greatest track record, but I don't think it's because of Bay himself. I reserve judgement until at very least a trailer is released so we can see a glimpse of what they're going for.

Well to be honest I've said this from the beginning but the fact that Bay is not directing is probably a bad thing Because the guy directing this is WORSE than Bay.

So even though everyone hates Bay, this other guy does a crappier job when it comes to movies. Bay might be stupid and all, but at least he can make a good looking movie... Even if everything else sucks.

But this Jonathan Liebesman guy, Everything he has done has been pure crap. There is nothing that is good on his resume.
Battle Los Angeles is probably the worst movie of 2011.... so, Just saying...

 

[greygoose]

But this Jonathan Liebesman guy, Everything he has done has been pure crap. There is nothing that is good on his resume.
Battle Los Angeles is probably the worst movie of 2011.... so, Just saying...

The shaky cam in Battle LA is so horrendous that it's unwatchable in some parts. I really hope there's no shaky cam in the Turtles movie.

 

[beeshaw]

 

[Sachiel]

Turtle Power!

 

[Nuka Cola Kidd]

They look fine to me...except the sunglasses. All have their trademark personalities showing through....

 

[greygoose]

^Raphael, please take those sunglasses OFF YOUR HEAD then I'll be OK.

 

[Snake Plissken]

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I'd like it without the bull **** accessories they don't need.

 

[greygoose]

I'd like it without the bull **** accessories they don't need.

Yep, take away the crappy accessories and they look OK.

 

[Darth Zangetsu]

They look fine to me...except the sunglasses. All have their trademark personalities showing through....

That's my main problem with this. It's all show, no subtltey. They have personalities, why give Donny the nerd taped glasses, and giant proton pack? Is your script so weak that his personality doesn't shine through? Raph has always been the badass. But why let your audience discover that, when you can spell it out for them? This is lazy, LCD filmaking at its finest. Forget nuance and storytelling, lets just spell it out for the drooling idiots. Not calling you an idito, but this is the same lame job done with the Transformers.

To be clear the design of the Turtles themselves does not bother me. Their mouths look weird, but other than that they look good.

 

[Snake Plissken]

That's my main problem with this. It's all show, no subtltey. They have personalities, why give Donny the nerd taped glasses, and giant proton pack? Is your script so weak that his personality doesn't shine through? Raph has always been the badass. But why let your audience discover that, when you can spell it out for them? This is lazy, LCD filmaking at its finest. Forget nuance and storytelling, lets just spell it out for the drooling idiots. Not calling you an idito, but this is the same lame job done with the Transformers.

To be clear the design of the Turtles themselves does not bother me. Their mouths look weird, but other than that they look good.

The Turtle's personality come through with the banter between each other, eyeglasses/sunglasses are pointless.