***** MISSING KING!!!!!!!!! *****

[pixletwin]

Kabuki!

 

[Skiman]

I wish it were that easy.

Ski

 

[FLOSI]

I spoke with his family. In a horrific twist of fate, while innocently stomping poop down the shower drain, his heel got stuck and he simultaneously bled and starved to death. As I understand it, even with the Hello Kitty showercap, it wasn't one bit pretty.

Where feces and death are concerned, it's never pretty.

Still, that's a far cry from what the tabloids are reporting... Both TMZ and the National Enquirer have broken news that Chase has in fact choked to death while filming his latest bukaiki action film entitled Mexican Mouthful. They plan to splice together older clips of Chase to finish the film similar to what was done when Bruce Lee died while filming Game of Death.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Who's King????

 

[Darth Cruel]

Where feces and death are concerned, it's never pretty.

Still, that's a far cry from what the tabloids are reporting... Both TMZ and the National Enquirer have broken news that Chase has in fact choked to death while filming his latest bukaiki action film entitled Mexican Mouthful. They plan to splice together older clips of Chase to finish the film similar to what was done when Bruce Lee died while filming Game of Death.

Isn't that a show about a bunch of different people dying?

Oh, wait...that Faces of Death.

 

[galactiboy]

Case closed!

 

[barryo]

meh.............

 

[ProgMatinee]

He's getting a vasectomy. He's a king without a sword and we are a land without a king.

 

[pixletwin]

He's getting a vasectomy. He's a king without a sword and we are a land without a king.

He already had one.

True story.

 

[ProgMatinee]

He's like Chuck Norris, he had to get it again.

 

[ebor]

He's on a secret case (paid for by Hot Toys) to round up all of the toy-world-forum-fandom ***** babies, put them on an island in the South Pacific for a little 'War-Games' excersise by the Argentinian Navy.


...sounds plausible....

 

[pixletwin]

He's like Chuck Norris, he had to get it again.

I'm going to miss King.