My 10,000th Post Contest
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P!TU FOR GOVERNOR!!!!!!!!
He can't win....
Wipe that poop off it first!
Sometimes some crimes
Go slipping through the cracks
But these two
Gumshoes
Are picking up the slack
There's no case too big
No case too small
When you need help just call
CHORUS:
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N Dale
When there's danger
No, No, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
Fresh prints
Not since Watson and Mr. Holmes
Have two minds
So fine
Looked under every stone
When you need some help to save the day
They're never far away
CHORUS
Grey skies - it's trouble
Bad guys see double
When they're around
The chips are never down
SECOND CHORUS:
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N Dale
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos
Grey skies - it's trouble
Bad guys see double
When they're around
The chips are never down
SECOND CHORUS
Go slipping through the cracks
But these two
Gumshoes
Are picking up the slack
There's no case too big
No case too small
When you need help just call
CHORUS:
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N Dale
When there's danger
No, No, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
Fresh prints
Not since Watson and Mr. Holmes
Have two minds
So fine
Looked under every stone
When you need some help to save the day
They're never far away
CHORUS
Grey skies - it's trouble
Bad guys see double
When they're around
The chips are never down
SECOND CHORUS:
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N Dale
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos
Grey skies - it's trouble
Bad guys see double
When they're around
The chips are never down
SECOND CHORUS
DarkArtist81
Super Freak
Great contest Tom! And congrats on the post count!! 
Take an ounce of bounce
A pound of pounce
And ripe gummiberries in varying amounts
Dump them in a pot
Stir 'rm till they're loose
It's really something special
It's gummiberry joice
CHORUS:
Gummiberry, gummiberry juice
Gummiberry, gummiberry juice
We can bounce like kangaroos
With gummiberry juice
Berries in the pot
Are extremely hot
There's enough to last a week, and that is quite a lot!
But you'll have to wait
For the concentrate
It's extra-ordinary, and it tastes really great!
A pound of pounce
And ripe gummiberries in varying amounts
Dump them in a pot
Stir 'rm till they're loose
It's really something special
It's gummiberry joice
CHORUS:
Gummiberry, gummiberry juice
Gummiberry, gummiberry juice
We can bounce like kangaroos
With gummiberry juice
Berries in the pot
Are extremely hot
There's enough to last a week, and that is quite a lot!
But you'll have to wait
For the concentrate
It's extra-ordinary, and it tastes really great!
Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a duck-blur
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
CHORUS:
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
LuckTales (oooh ooooh)
When it seems they're heading for the
Final curtain
Cool deduction never fails
That's for certain
The worst of messes
Become successes
CHORUS
D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some DuckTales
CHORUS
D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some ...
CHORUS (Twice)
Not pony tales or cotton tales, no
DuckTales (ooh ooooh)
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a duck-blur
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
CHORUS:
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
LuckTales (oooh ooooh)
When it seems they're heading for the
Final curtain
Cool deduction never fails
That's for certain
The worst of messes
Become successes
CHORUS
D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some DuckTales
CHORUS
D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some ...
CHORUS (Twice)
Not pony tales or cotton tales, no
DuckTales (ooh ooooh)
(Spin it!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oohooh ...
(Let's begin it)
(Bear 'n grin it!)
(Spin it!)
Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin)
Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin)
Friends for life, through thick and thin
With another tale to spin
Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin)
Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin)
All the trouble we get in
With another tale to spin
(Spin it!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
(Spin it again!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
Oh-ee-yeah
Oh-ee-yoh
Oh-ee-yeah
Oh-ee-yoh
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Spin it
Let's begin it
Bear 'n grin it
When you're in it
You can win it
In a minute
When you spin it, spin it, spin it!
So spin it!
Tale Spin!
Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin)
Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin)
Friends for life, through thick and thin
With another tale to spin
Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin)
Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin)
All the trouble we get in
With another tale to spin
(Spin it!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
(Spin it again!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oohooh ...
(Let's begin it)
(Bear 'n grin it!)
(Spin it!)
Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin)
Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin)
Friends for life, through thick and thin
With another tale to spin
Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin)
Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin)
All the trouble we get in
With another tale to spin
(Spin it!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
(Spin it again!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
Oh-ee-yeah
Oh-ee-yoh
Oh-ee-yeah
Oh-ee-yoh
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Spin it
Let's begin it
Bear 'n grin it
When you're in it
You can win it
In a minute
When you spin it, spin it, spin it!
So spin it!
Tale Spin!
Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin)
Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin)
Friends for life, through thick and thin
With another tale to spin
Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin)
Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin)
All the trouble we get in
With another tale to spin
(Spin it!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
(Spin it again!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
If you want the cheapest gas
And you don't know what to do-ey
Then fly your plane on over to
The pumps that are run by Louie
We also give you gifts (great gifts!)
And service on which to bank (great bank!)
So fly on over to Louie's
And put a...
MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH
Monkey in your tank!
Put a monkey in your tank!
If you need an oil change
But your wallet says "forget it"
Just come on over to Louie's place
He'll be glad to give you credit
Wash the windows, fill the tires (flat tires)
Make sure the cranks all crank (they crank!)
Check the choke and then he even may
put a ...
MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH
Monkey in your tank!
Put a monkey in your tank!
(Repeat first verse)
And you don't know what to do-ey
Then fly your plane on over to
The pumps that are run by Louie
We also give you gifts (great gifts!)
And service on which to bank (great bank!)
So fly on over to Louie's
And put a...
MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH
Monkey in your tank!
Put a monkey in your tank!
If you need an oil change
But your wallet says "forget it"
Just come on over to Louie's place
He'll be glad to give you credit
Wash the windows, fill the tires (flat tires)
Make sure the cranks all crank (they crank!)
Check the choke and then he even may
put a ...
MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH
Monkey in your tank!
Put a monkey in your tank!
(Repeat first verse)
have i posted yet?
If you want the cheapest gas
And you don't know what to do-ey
Then fly your plane on over to
The pumps that are run by Louie
We also give you gifts (great gifts!)
And service on which to bank (great bank!)
So fly on over to Louie's
And put a...
MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH
Monkey in your tank!
Put a monkey in your tank!
If you need an oil change
But your wallet says "forget it"
Just come on over to Louie's place
He'll be glad to give you credit
Wash the windows, fill the tires (flat tires)
Make sure the cranks all crank (they crank!)
Check the choke and then he even may
put a ...
MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH
Monkey in your tank!
Put a monkey in your tank!
(Repeat first verse)
And you don't know what to do-ey
Then fly your plane on over to
The pumps that are run by Louie
We also give you gifts (great gifts!)
And service on which to bank (great bank!)
So fly on over to Louie's
And put a...
MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH
Monkey in your tank!
Put a monkey in your tank!
If you need an oil change
But your wallet says "forget it"
Just come on over to Louie's place
He'll be glad to give you credit
Wash the windows, fill the tires (flat tires)
Make sure the cranks all crank (they crank!)
Check the choke and then he even may
put a ...
MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH-MOH
Monkey in your tank!
Put a monkey in your tank!
(Repeat first verse)
galactiboy
OT Preferist
Crap, all the useless posting I could have been doing... wasted!!!
Scene 1: (Dream sequence of Will ?s rescue)
Young Elizabeth : [standing at the bow of a ship and singing] ?We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up ? [ Gibbs puts his hand on her shoulder which surprises her]
Gibbs : Quiet, missy! Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don?t want to bring them down on us, now, do ya?
Norrington: Mr. Gibbs , that will do!
Gibbs : She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words.
Norrington: Consider them marked. On your way.
Gibbs : Aye, Lieutenant. It?s bad luck to have a woman on board, too? even a miniature one.
Young Elizabeth : I think it?d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann . Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves ? a short drop and a sudden stop. [ Elizabeth glances at Gibbs who mimes a hanging]
Governor Swann : Lieutenant Norrington , I appreciate your fervor, but I?m, uh, I?m concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter.
Norrington: My apologies, Governor Swann .
Young Elizabeth : Actually, I find it all fascinating.
Governor Swann : Yes. That?s what concerns me.
Young Elizabeth : [sees a parasol and then a piece of wreckage with a boy on it in the water] Look! A boy! There?s a boy in the water!
Norrington: Man overboard! Man the ropes. Fetch a Hook! Haul him aboard. [they get him on board] He?s still breathing.
Gibbs : [spots burning ship] Mary , Mother of God!
Governor Swann : What happened here?
Norrington: It?s most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed.
Gibbs : A lot of good it did them. Everyone?s thinking it. I?m just saying it. Pirates.
Governor Swann : There?s no proof of that. It was probably an accident.
Norrington: Rouse the Captain immediately! Heave to and take in sail. Launch the boats.
Sailor: Heave to!
Governor Swann : Elizabeth , I want you to accompany the boy. He?ll be in your charge. Take care of him. [she nods and walks over to the young Will ]
Young Elizabeth : [Will awakes, grabbing her wrist] It?s ok. My name?s Elizabeth Swann .
Young Will: W-W-Will Turner .
Young Elizabeth : I?m watching over you, Will . [ Will faints, she notices medallion and examines it] You?re a p-pirate. [hides it when Norrington approaches]
Norrington: Has he said anything?
Young Elizabeth : His name is William Turner . That?s all I found out.
Norrington: [to sailors] Take him below.
[ Elizabeth studies the medallion closer and upon looking up sees a ship with the black flag flying at its mast; she closes her eyes]
[End dream]
Scene 2: (A beautiful dress and an impressive sword)
[ Elizabeth awakes and decides to take out the medallion from a hiding place in her bureau drawer; she puts it on; there?s a knock on the door]
Governor Swann : Elizabeth ? Are you alright? Are you decent?
Elizabeth : [hides medallion in the bodice of her nightgown, throws on a robe] Yes, yes!
Governor Swann : Still abed at this hour? [opens the curtains and the window] It?s a beautiful day. I have a gift for you. [reveals dress]
Elizabeth : Oh, it?s beautiful!
Governor Swann : Isn?t it?
Elizabeth : May I inquire as to the occasion?
Governor Swann : Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter? [to the maids] Go on. Actually, I, um?I had hoped you might wear it for the ceremony today.
Elizabeth : The ceremony?
Governor Swann : Captain Norrington ?s promotion ceremony.
Elizabeth : I knew it!
Governor Swann : Commodore Norrington, as he?s about to become! [the maids lace Elizabeth up into a corset] A fine gentleman, don?t you think? He fancies you, you know. Elizabeth? How?s it coming?
Elizabeth : It?s difficult to say.
Governor Swann : I?m told it?s the latest fashion in London
Elizabeth : Well, women in London must?ve learned not to breathe.
Servant: Milord, you have a visitor.
[ Will studies a sconce and upon touching it, a piece comes off in his hand; he buries it in the vase that?s holding canes and umbrellas]
Governor Swann : [walks downstairs after the servant] Ah, Mr. Turner , good to see you again.
Will: Good day, sir. I have your order. [opens case and takes out the sword]
Governor Swann : [takes the sword and unsheathes it] Well.
Will : The blade is folded steel. That?s gold filigree laid into the handle. If I may. [balances the sword] Perfectly balanced. The tang is nearly the full width of the blade. [flips the sword and presents it gracefully to the Governor]
Governor Swann : [takes the sword] Impressive. Very impressive. Ah, now, Commodore Norrington is going to be very pleased with this. Do pass my compliments on to your Master. Hmm?
Will : I shall. A craftsman is always pleased to hear his work is appreciated.
Governor Swann : [enter Elizabeth ] Oh, Elizabeth , you look absolutely stunning.
Elizabeth : Will! It?s so good to see you. I had a dream about you last night.
Will : About me?
Governor Swann : Yes, well, is that entirely proper for you to??
Elizabeth : About the day we met, do you remember?
Will : How could I forget, Miss Swann ?
Elizabeth : Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth ?
Will: At least once more, Miss Swann , as always.
Governor Swann : There. See? At least the boy has a sense of propriety. Now, we really must be going. [gives Elizabeth a parasol] There you are.
Elizabeth : Good day, Mr. Turner .
Governor Swann : Come along.
Will: Good day? [Elizabeth and the Governor exit, Will trailing after them, they leave in a carriage] ? Elizabeth .
Scene 3: (A most excellent entrance, the debate, and the proposal)
[Jack stands on the mast of his boat, noticing that it?s filling up with water he jumps down to bail it out; notices three pirate skeletons hanging with a sign ?pirates ye be warned? and pays homage to them; reaches the port, his boat sinking lower and lower until he is at the dock and is able to simply walk off the boat?s mast]
Harbormaster: [to Jack ] What ? hey. Hold up, there, you. It?s a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock. [they both look at the sunken boat] And I shall need to know your name.
Jack : [hands him three shillings] What d?ye say to three shillings? and we forget the name?
Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal , Mr. Smith . [ Jack sees the Harbormasters money pouch and takes it]
[Norrington?s promotion ceremony] Shouted orders to soldiers: Two paces march! Right about face! Present arms! [Norrington walks to get his promotion, unsheathes his new sword]
Murtogg: [spots Jack ] This dock is off limits to civilians.
Jack : I?m terribly sorry. I didn?t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. [tries to continue on his way but is again thwarted] Apparently there?s some sort of high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.
Jack : It?s a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that a? [shifts again] a ship like that [points out the Dauntless] makes this one here a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but there?s no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack : I?ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast ? nigh un-catchable?the Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well?there?s no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, no it?s not.
Murtogg: Yes, it is, I?ve seen it.
Mullroy: You?ve seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven?t seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You?ve seen a ship with black sails, that?s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails. [ Jack slips away while they banter]
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that?s not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails therefore couldn?t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you?re saying?
Murtogg: [nods] No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there?s no real ship as can match the Interceptor? [notices Jack at the wheel of the Interceptor]
Murtogg: Hey! You! Get away from there.
Mullroy: You don?t have permission to be aboard there, mate.
Jack : I?m sorry, it?s just - it?s such a pretty boat. Ship.
Murtogg: What?s your name?
Jack : Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.
Mullroy: What?s your purpose in Port Royal , Mr. Smith ?
Murtogg: Yeah. and no lies.
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Murtogg: I said no lies!
Mullroy: I think he?s telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn?t have told us.
Jack : Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn?t believe the truth even if he told it to you.
[on the battlements of the Fort] Norrington: May I have a moment? [Elizabeth and Norrington step onto the platform. Elizabeth walks over to steady herself as she fans herself hastily and tries to catch her breath] Uh, you look lovely, Elizabeth. [Elizabeth still fanning herself chuckles softly and half-heartedly] I, uh, apologize if I seem forward, but I? must speak my mind. This promotion throws into sharp relief that which I have not yet achieved. Uh? a marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth : I can?t breathe.
Norrington: Yes, I? I?m a bit nervous myself. [she falls over battlement]
Young Elizabeth : [standing at the bow of a ship and singing] ?We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up ? [ Gibbs puts his hand on her shoulder which surprises her]
Gibbs : Quiet, missy! Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don?t want to bring them down on us, now, do ya?
Norrington: Mr. Gibbs , that will do!
Gibbs : She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words.
Norrington: Consider them marked. On your way.
Gibbs : Aye, Lieutenant. It?s bad luck to have a woman on board, too? even a miniature one.
Young Elizabeth : I think it?d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann . Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves ? a short drop and a sudden stop. [ Elizabeth glances at Gibbs who mimes a hanging]
Governor Swann : Lieutenant Norrington , I appreciate your fervor, but I?m, uh, I?m concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter.
Norrington: My apologies, Governor Swann .
Young Elizabeth : Actually, I find it all fascinating.
Governor Swann : Yes. That?s what concerns me.
Young Elizabeth : [sees a parasol and then a piece of wreckage with a boy on it in the water] Look! A boy! There?s a boy in the water!
Norrington: Man overboard! Man the ropes. Fetch a Hook! Haul him aboard. [they get him on board] He?s still breathing.
Gibbs : [spots burning ship] Mary , Mother of God!
Governor Swann : What happened here?
Norrington: It?s most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed.
Gibbs : A lot of good it did them. Everyone?s thinking it. I?m just saying it. Pirates.
Governor Swann : There?s no proof of that. It was probably an accident.
Norrington: Rouse the Captain immediately! Heave to and take in sail. Launch the boats.
Sailor: Heave to!
Governor Swann : Elizabeth , I want you to accompany the boy. He?ll be in your charge. Take care of him. [she nods and walks over to the young Will ]
Young Elizabeth : [Will awakes, grabbing her wrist] It?s ok. My name?s Elizabeth Swann .
Young Will: W-W-Will Turner .
Young Elizabeth : I?m watching over you, Will . [ Will faints, she notices medallion and examines it] You?re a p-pirate. [hides it when Norrington approaches]
Norrington: Has he said anything?
Young Elizabeth : His name is William Turner . That?s all I found out.
Norrington: [to sailors] Take him below.
[ Elizabeth studies the medallion closer and upon looking up sees a ship with the black flag flying at its mast; she closes her eyes]
[End dream]
Scene 2: (A beautiful dress and an impressive sword)
[ Elizabeth awakes and decides to take out the medallion from a hiding place in her bureau drawer; she puts it on; there?s a knock on the door]
Governor Swann : Elizabeth ? Are you alright? Are you decent?
Elizabeth : [hides medallion in the bodice of her nightgown, throws on a robe] Yes, yes!
Governor Swann : Still abed at this hour? [opens the curtains and the window] It?s a beautiful day. I have a gift for you. [reveals dress]
Elizabeth : Oh, it?s beautiful!
Governor Swann : Isn?t it?
Elizabeth : May I inquire as to the occasion?
Governor Swann : Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter? [to the maids] Go on. Actually, I, um?I had hoped you might wear it for the ceremony today.
Elizabeth : The ceremony?
Governor Swann : Captain Norrington ?s promotion ceremony.
Elizabeth : I knew it!
Governor Swann : Commodore Norrington, as he?s about to become! [the maids lace Elizabeth up into a corset] A fine gentleman, don?t you think? He fancies you, you know. Elizabeth? How?s it coming?
Elizabeth : It?s difficult to say.
Governor Swann : I?m told it?s the latest fashion in London
Elizabeth : Well, women in London must?ve learned not to breathe.
Servant: Milord, you have a visitor.
[ Will studies a sconce and upon touching it, a piece comes off in his hand; he buries it in the vase that?s holding canes and umbrellas]
Governor Swann : [walks downstairs after the servant] Ah, Mr. Turner , good to see you again.
Will: Good day, sir. I have your order. [opens case and takes out the sword]
Governor Swann : [takes the sword and unsheathes it] Well.
Will : The blade is folded steel. That?s gold filigree laid into the handle. If I may. [balances the sword] Perfectly balanced. The tang is nearly the full width of the blade. [flips the sword and presents it gracefully to the Governor]
Governor Swann : [takes the sword] Impressive. Very impressive. Ah, now, Commodore Norrington is going to be very pleased with this. Do pass my compliments on to your Master. Hmm?
Will : I shall. A craftsman is always pleased to hear his work is appreciated.
Governor Swann : [enter Elizabeth ] Oh, Elizabeth , you look absolutely stunning.
Elizabeth : Will! It?s so good to see you. I had a dream about you last night.
Will : About me?
Governor Swann : Yes, well, is that entirely proper for you to??
Elizabeth : About the day we met, do you remember?
Will : How could I forget, Miss Swann ?
Elizabeth : Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth ?
Will: At least once more, Miss Swann , as always.
Governor Swann : There. See? At least the boy has a sense of propriety. Now, we really must be going. [gives Elizabeth a parasol] There you are.
Elizabeth : Good day, Mr. Turner .
Governor Swann : Come along.
Will: Good day? [Elizabeth and the Governor exit, Will trailing after them, they leave in a carriage] ? Elizabeth .
Scene 3: (A most excellent entrance, the debate, and the proposal)
[Jack stands on the mast of his boat, noticing that it?s filling up with water he jumps down to bail it out; notices three pirate skeletons hanging with a sign ?pirates ye be warned? and pays homage to them; reaches the port, his boat sinking lower and lower until he is at the dock and is able to simply walk off the boat?s mast]
Harbormaster: [to Jack ] What ? hey. Hold up, there, you. It?s a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock. [they both look at the sunken boat] And I shall need to know your name.
Jack : [hands him three shillings] What d?ye say to three shillings? and we forget the name?
Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal , Mr. Smith . [ Jack sees the Harbormasters money pouch and takes it]
[Norrington?s promotion ceremony] Shouted orders to soldiers: Two paces march! Right about face! Present arms! [Norrington walks to get his promotion, unsheathes his new sword]
Murtogg: [spots Jack ] This dock is off limits to civilians.
Jack : I?m terribly sorry. I didn?t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. [tries to continue on his way but is again thwarted] Apparently there?s some sort of high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.
Jack : It?s a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that a? [shifts again] a ship like that [points out the Dauntless] makes this one here a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but there?s no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack : I?ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast ? nigh un-catchable?the Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well?there?s no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, no it?s not.
Murtogg: Yes, it is, I?ve seen it.
Mullroy: You?ve seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven?t seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You?ve seen a ship with black sails, that?s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails. [ Jack slips away while they banter]
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that?s not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails therefore couldn?t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you?re saying?
Murtogg: [nods] No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there?s no real ship as can match the Interceptor? [notices Jack at the wheel of the Interceptor]
Murtogg: Hey! You! Get away from there.
Mullroy: You don?t have permission to be aboard there, mate.
Jack : I?m sorry, it?s just - it?s such a pretty boat. Ship.
Murtogg: What?s your name?
Jack : Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.
Mullroy: What?s your purpose in Port Royal , Mr. Smith ?
Murtogg: Yeah. and no lies.
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Murtogg: I said no lies!
Mullroy: I think he?s telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn?t have told us.
Jack : Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn?t believe the truth even if he told it to you.
[on the battlements of the Fort] Norrington: May I have a moment? [Elizabeth and Norrington step onto the platform. Elizabeth walks over to steady herself as she fans herself hastily and tries to catch her breath] Uh, you look lovely, Elizabeth. [Elizabeth still fanning herself chuckles softly and half-heartedly] I, uh, apologize if I seem forward, but I? must speak my mind. This promotion throws into sharp relief that which I have not yet achieved. Uh? a marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth : I can?t breathe.
Norrington: Yes, I? I?m a bit nervous myself. [she falls over battlement]
Scene 4: (The daring rescue and escape)
Jack : [in boat with guards] ?and then they made me their chief.
Norrington: Elizabeth ? Elizabeth ! My God.[makes to jump in after her]
Gillette : [stops him] The rocks! Sir, it?s a miracle she missed them.
Jack : Will you be saving her then?
Mullroy: I can?t swim.
Jack : [glances at Murtogg who stares back at him] Pride of the King?s Navy you are. [hands the guards his effects] Do not lose these. [dives in to save her]
Murtogg: [the medallion calls to the Black Pearl ] What was that? [helps Jack with Elizabeth ] Ooh, I got her. She?s not breathing!
Jack : Move! [shoves him aside, cuts open corset and Elizabeth spits out water and gasps for breath]
Mullroy: Never would?ve thought of that.
Jack : Clearly you?ve never been to Singapore . [sees medallion, to Elizabeth ] Where did you get that?
Norrington: [to Jack , pointing his sword at him] On your feet.
Governor Swann : [helps Elizabeth up] Elizabeth . Are you alright?
Elizabeth : Yes, I?m fine.
Governor Swann : [sees Murtogg holding Elizabeth 's corset; Murtogg points at Jack ; Swann looks over at Jack ] Shoot him!
Elizabeth : Father! Commodore, do you really intend to kill my rescuer?
Norrington: I believe thanks are in order. [offers his hand to shake; reveals ?P? for pirate] Had a brush with the East India Trading company, did we, pirate?
Governor Swann : Hang him.
Norrington: Keep your guns on him, men. Gillette , fetch some irons. [sees tattoo of a sparrow in flight] Well, well? Jack Sparrow , isn?t it?
Jack : Captain Jack Sparrow , if you please, sir.
Norrington: Well, I don?t see your ship?Captain.
Jack : I?m in the market as it were.
Murtogg: He said he?d come to commandeer one.
Mullroy: Told ya he was telling the truth. These are his, sir. [hands him Jack ?s effects]
Norrington: No additional shots nor powder. A compass that doesn?t point north. [unsheathes sword] And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I?ve ever heard of.
Jack : But you have heard of me. [is pulled along to be put in chains]
Elizabeth : Commodore, I really must protest.
Norrington: Carefully, Lieutenant.
Elizabeth : Pirate or not this man saved my life.
Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
Jack : Though it seems enough to condemn him.
Norrington: Indeed. [ Gillette moves away from Jack ]
Jack : Finally. [throws his irons around Elizabeth ?s neck]
Governor Swann : No, don?t shoot!
Jack : I knew you?d warm up to me. Commodore Norrington, my effects, please, and my hat. Commodore! Elizabeth . It is Elizabeth isn?t it?
Elizabeth : It?s Miss Swann .
Jack : Miss Swann , if you?d be so kind. Come, come, dear. We don?t have all day. Now if you?d be very kind. [she straps on his sword, puts on his hat, etc.] Easy on the goods, darling.
Elizabeth : You?re despicable.
Jack : Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you save mine, we?re square. Gentlemen, m?lady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow ! [pushes Elizabeth away and escapes, swinging around and landing on a beam above their heads]
Governor Swann : Now, will you shoot him?
Norrington: Open fire! [ Jack is shot at] On his heels. [ Jack throws his chains about a rope and slides down to the ground] Gillette , Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows. I would hate for him to miss it.
Soldier: [the soldiers run around searching for Jack ] Search upstairs. Look lively, men.
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