My 10,000th Post Contest

Bodie The Cursed · Jul 28, 2007

WIN DO I GET MY PRIZE.. I SO DESERVE IT

Bodie The Cursed · Jul 28, 2007

Bodie The Cursed said:
WIN DO I GET MY PRIZE.. I SO DESERVE IT

nash · Jul 28, 2007

Bodie The Cursed said:
i just ripped an awesome fart!!

what makes it awesome?

Bodie The Cursed · Jul 28, 2007

nash said:
what makes it awesome?

Good question...

What makes a fart awesome..

Its power..

Its duration..

Its sound..

Its relief..

Its scent.. (I've noted hot = stinky cold = oder free)

Peoples reaction to all the elements above..

The one I just executed had power, duration, was loud, scent free, provided relief, and made my dog jump... If it stunk it would have covered all the bases..

HIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Bodie The Cursed · Jul 28, 2007

Bodie The Cursed said:
Good question...

What makes a fart awesome..

Its power..

Its duration..

Its sound..

Its relief..

Its scent.. (I've noted hot = stinky cold = oder free)

Peoples reaction to all the elements above..

The one I just executed had power, duration, was loud, scent free, provided relief, and made my dog jump... If it stunk it would have covered all the bases..

HIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!