Wonder if the OP is regretting posting up this thread yet?
How could he not see it coming? When you've been up to no good and treat a public forum like a journal, it's no surprise you can't get any sympathy. Maybe if we didn't know certain things about his history, things would've gone better, but he up and posted about that too.
I can almost see a parody thread by Devil_666 on the horizon: "Help, guys. I've stolen money from my family to buy toys. What could they possibly have against me collecting? Oh, and don't offer realistic advice, or I'll bash your sexuality and call you names and stuff."