News Team Assemble!

[Kuzeh]

 

[Devil_666]

 

[Deckard]

What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.

 

[Bamboota]

I said... your hair... looks stupid.

 

[Cap'n Cook]

LOUD NOISES.

 

[Devil_666]

I think I was in love once. She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

 

[Voorhees27]

Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

 

[-Super Hans-]

I have no idea whats going on in this thread

 

[Devil_666]

We're just chilling.. you know? Chilling and slapping da bass mon. SLAPPIN' DA BASS MON! Look at me.. look.. I'm gonna slappa da bass mon.

Oh wait.. wrong movie.

 

[Voorhees27]

 

[Bamboota]

slappa da bass mon!

 

[hairlesswookiee]

 

[eighthsamurai]

you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[Deckard]

Tell me about it. I woke up this morning and I ____ a squirrel. The hell of it is, the damn thing's still alive. So I've got this ____ covered squirrel down there in the office, and I don't know what to name it.

 

[Cap'n Cook]

I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

 

[Voorhees27]

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[Deckard]

I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off.

 

[Bamboota]

Champ...u got the best quotes!

 

[Deckard]

Champ says some pretty ridiculous stuff considering Bricks the retarded one.

 

[Darth Boots]

Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engine, but they don't belong in the newsroom!