Nicolas Cage awakened by naked man with fudgesicle stick

[ProgMatinee]

The most surprising thing in this story is that Nicholas Cage was awakened. I mean, based on the energy level of his acting I thought the guy was in a coma.

 

[Solidus]

Not according to the Urban Dictionary. Trust me, you don't wanna know what a "fudgesicle fu manchu" is. And then there's the Massachusetts Fudgesicle...

Why... WHY did I google those terms?!

 

[thenammagazine]

okay...........a nicolas cage story about a naked man, a fudgesicle, a break-in...........& not one damn comment from king darkness? wtf?.........has the world come to an end.............

Judge issued a gag order since Cage didn't press charges?

 

[Darth Waller]

This cracked me up the most. Did they really have to explain that!?

I guess Canadians might not know what a Fudgesicle is.

 

[devilof76]

Judge issued a gag order since Cage didn't press charges?

He hasn't posted in 5 days. Someone should send him some flowers.

 

[Darth Waller]

He hasn't posted in 5 days. Someone should send him some flowers.

Or start a thread.

 

[devilof76]

Or go to his house and peek in his windows.

 

[pixletwin]

He hasn't posted in 5 days. Someone should send him some flowers.

Or go to his house and peek in his windows.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen KingDarkness lately? I am getting worried.

 

[barryo]

Or go to his house and peek in his windows.

batty is the right man for that job..........unless king cut down the bushes he used to hide in.

 

[Batty]

I heard King got dizzy, fell off his toilet and bumped his head. I'll go over to his place and punch him to see if he's still alive.

 

[Darth Waller]

I heard King got dizzy, fell off his toilet and bumped his head. I'll go over to his place and punch him to see if he's still alive.

Make sure you get a fudgesicle.

 

[Batty]

Make sure you get a fudgesicle.

Good idea!

 

[devilof76]

This thread has restored my faith in humanity.

 

[Batty]

This thread has restored my faith in humanity.

It's all about Freak community... and Fudgesicles.

 

[Darth Waller]

It's all about Freak community... and Fudgesicles.

I saw that group hug icon and read testicles instead of fudgesicles.

 

[Batty]

I saw that group hug icon and read testicles instead of fudgesicles.

Well now we know what you're thinking.

 

[Darth Waller]

Well now we know what you're thinking.

Ice cream. Honest!

 

[devilof76]

With fudgesicles, huh?











Not helping you're case...

 

[siquisiri]

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

 

[Devil_666]

Speaking of which, has anyone seen KingDarkness lately? I am getting worried.

I suggest we send a random stranger to his house, that'll show how much we care. Because giving strangers your address = love.