Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif tale ** FINSHED***

[CelticPredator]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

Conclusion tomorrow.

At some point.

 

[Biojex]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

I have a feeling, Cage is going to see this thread and make a movie out of it

 

[Rotfish]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

My favorite part was the hasty explanation for the 'stache. Nice touch.

 

[crows]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

this has me hooked!!!
omg, O_O,
if you ended, right now I say you start thinking of a sequel, Please!

 

[Biojex]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

Where's the conclusion?!

 

[CelticPredator]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

I was waiting to see if anyone cared.

I'll get back on this soon.

 

[jonny88]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

Gayest thread ever, sorry had to say it. I like Nick Cage so makes it is a little less gay.

 

[CelticPredator]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

Yeah. Well.

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[CelticPredator]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

The POLICE are on their way. Speeding, and swerving. Hoping to catch the evil bastard who just killed 23 people.

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"Hahh. Let them try to catch me. It JUST WONT HAPPPEENNN TODDAY!"

They get closer and closer with each passing second. When SUDDENLY-

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Michael Bay saves the day!

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Castor runs off, and hides under a car. Hoping they won't see him. Hoping he can get off Scott free.




NOPE.

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He then begins to sing.

"Taaaakee me IN you ____errrrs TAKE ME InnnnnNN!!! IM TIRED AND I WANT TO GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEP AND EAT CORN banajalalala"


His decent into madness is complete. Our hero Castor Goodspeed Po....has become....INSANE.






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EIGHT YEARS ROLL BY.

 

[mr.thrifty]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

Funny shat man.....

 

[CelticPredator]

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The years in federal prison were not so kind.

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But then the day came. The day Castor Po has been waiting for. But it came about 4 years early...



Suddenly, the bat____ crazy warden comes into the mess hall to give Castor the good news.

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"WOO I just did 10linesof____ingcokesoyou'llhavetoexcusemy BEEHAVOOOEERRRRR. but anyway, some _______gotchaoutofJAIL."

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"....What?"

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"Oh yes. Yer free! Like a gotddamn BARD or somethin! Guahds! Ghet this guy outta here!''


Castor was very pleased with this news.

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And then, after 8 long years...he finally gets to taste freedom....once more.

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But the world has changed....



......

 

[JD18_92]

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I am crying so hard reading this! Great work buddy!

 

[CelticPredator]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

"CASTOR!" A fimilar voice calls out...

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"Holy...*****..hole..."

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Jim came to bail him out. What a strange turn of events.

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They hug. Castor pictures the 30 something year old man, as a 5 year old boy. Fo no gotddamn reason! Other den he one crazy man!

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Jim...obviously put off by this behavioir of a man, who KILLED EVERYONE HE KNEW AND LOVED. Even his beautiful Pam.

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Except..there is something Jim does not know about.....


CASTOR ALREADY HIT THAT RIGHT BEFORE HE WENT CRAZY! OH LORD!

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This, and other events flash inside of Castor. Who obviously wants to make up for everything.

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"I've...done some things, terrible, terrible things man...I don't know why, I just had too. HAD too. I killed everyone. And i'm sorry Jim. I'm sorry. I'm also sorry I did Pam so hard. I did. I'm so sorry Jim. I played her like a fiddle."

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............

 

[CelticPredator]

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HOLY ____..lmao...I think I killed this website i got the gifs from...oh lord.

 

[CelticPredator]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

So yeah...putting it on hold. Jesus...I killed that ____ing site.

 

[crows]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif Tale.

HOLY ____..lmao...I think I killed this website i got the gifs from...oh lord.

YOU DID! lol what happened? the pics were disabled or something?

 

[CelticPredator]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif tale ** ON HOLD***

I had to disable them manually. But the site wont work now. Says the servers are down. . ____.

 

[CelticPredator]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif tale ** ON HOLD***

Ok guys, so here's the deal, ill finish it up later today, but due to me crashing the site (gifolas cage) I'm gonna keep the rest dead. Sorry gents....but the new part will stay up.

 

[CelticPredator]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif tale ** ON HOLD***

Jim instantly perks up. Unusually quick for someone who was just told someone played by Nicolas Caged ____ed your dead crush.

"It's alright buddy, things happen. It's all in the past now. I got you a present."

"Fo..For me? Ahh...hah...you shouldn't have."

"Hey Mrs. Oprah. Can you show Cast his present? You're going to love this."

'I'm all choked up inside....hah..."

"SUCK THIS MOTHER ____ER!"

"OH NNOOOAAAHHHHH....I have to wear my protective hat!"

AND THE FINAL FIGHT BEGINS....

 

[CelticPredator]

Re: Nicolas Cage's DAY OF WREAK-ON-ING. A Gif tale ** ON HOLD***

JIM gets Castor in a head lock, now looking a lot like Michael Bhein.

"Arfgah"

CASTOR GETS THE UPPER HAND!

"Just so you know....Pam loved me. She loved me to my very soul. She loved me so much, she was about to spend the rest of her life with me....AND THEN MICHAEL BAY BLEW HER UP! MAuahahahahh AHAHHHH!"

"On the contaray...I did not, in fact, blow her up. Quite the opposite. She actually blew Ji-

(no gif guys, it's too hard. No one makes Bay gifs....)

"Nope. Went to far."

(BAY FACES THE CAMERA)

"Totally not dead!"

"AHHHHHHH!!!"

He hurtles the gun into Castor's face. Knocking him on the ground.

Jim grabs Castor by the head....

A WIG!? OH MY DEAR LORD.