No Time To Die (2020 Bond film)

[Sachiel]

Daniel Draig

 

[TaliBane]

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Daniel Draig

He's no Michael J Fox.

 

[jye4ever]

It’s a real shame that the awesome skiing parachute jump stunt in the spy who loved me is surrounded with 70s rear projection with Roger Moore

You know because spies should always jump with their flag of nationality on their parachute to show the bad guys where they are from lol

Well in general because they already knew it was Bond so I just like it because he’s giving the middle finger to the bad guys behind him on the cliff with his chute lol

 

[matticus]

Bond can't have a smaller opening weekend in the U.S. than Venom, right? Right?

 

[punisher1974]

Hard to say. I don't plan to go see Venom but I am going to see Bond in theaters. I like Venom but to me the movie doesn't look like I need to see it theaters. Maybe when it come out on blu ray it will have a directors cut.

 

[jye4ever]

Bond can't have a smaller opening weekend in the U.S. than Venom, right? Right?

I’m super curious as well.

I don’t think it will beat Venom though.

Ton of kids went to watch scary Venom be a comedian.

Bond just doesn’t scream Halloween fun lol

 

[Wor-Gar]

Daniel Draig

He looks like Edie Falco from the Sopranos.

 

[greygoose]

Daniel Draig

 

[Wor-Gar]

That must be Barbara Broccoli's fix for the metoos -- "sure, we'll recast Bond as a female."

 

[The Buffinator]

They should do it with both the black actress and Ana de Armas. A team up film. Two deadly women.

The villain's lair could be giant white male testicle and penis.

And he should drive a monster truck so they can roll their eyes and say in unison "compensating".

Also, giant white penis? And the award for best oxymoron usage of the week goes to....

 

[jye4ever]

And he should drive a monster truck so they can roll their eyes and say in unison "compensating".

Also, giant white penis? And the award for best oxymoron usage of the week goes to....

You got me but at least I didn’t say giant Japanese penis lol

 

[The Buffinator]

You got me but at least I didn’t say giant Japanese penis lol

True lol...

It seems I missed quite a bit this weekend. What's with the pics of Craig in drag? Are the Wachowskis directing this installment?

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

The villains lair could be giant white male testicle and penis.

It should be the actual villain with little stick arms, legs, and a mustache that he twirls. Put a maga hat on him too just to make sure the point is driven home. This is the adversary the new female Bond deserves.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

It should be the actual villain with little stick arms, legs, and a mustache that he twirls. Put a maga hat on him too just to make sure the point is driven home. This is the adversary the new female Bond deserves.

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Or they can get Jared Leto. He's already a giant dick.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

Or they can get Jared Leto. He's already a giant dick.

I don't know what Leto is like in person but his performance as The Joker decked out in a wardrobe and makeup he looted from Hot Topic was certainly more offensive than what I imagine a schlong-man villain would be.

 

[Prime Clone]

And the award for best oxymoron usage of the week goes to....

I think you mean tautology. But "white male" is extra offensive.

 

[The Buffinator]

I think you mean tautology. But "white male" is extra offensive.

I was joking about white penises but yes, saying "male" penis is unnecessary. Wow, Jye not only defied cultural stereotypes in that sentence but the grammar police as well. Impressive. Most impressive.

 

[Ropen]

I don't know what Leto is like in person but his performance as The Joker decked out in a wardrobe and makeup he looted from Hot Topic was certainly more offensive than what I imagine a schlong-man villain would be.

He’s a creative genius as a frontman in Three seconds to mars BUT notwitstanding chatter with fans who have met him at social events have stated that he has thrown fits for not being recognized and hates being asked for autographs outside official events lololol. Just what i read and seen or what ever

James bond marathon with a millennial girlfriend before I see the film tomorrow has completely failed because she falls asleep halfway through the movies and we see it on the imax early screening lmao lolololol

 

[matticus]

He’s a creative genius as a frontman in Three seconds to mars BUT notwitstanding chatter with fans who have met him at social events have stated that he has thrown fits for not being recognized and hates being asked for autographs outside official events lololol. Just what i read and seen or what ever

Never meet your heroes. Or stars. Half are just hippies that pretend really well assisted by drugs.

James bond marathon with a millennial girlfriend before I see the film tomorrow has completely failed because she falls asleep halfway through the movies and we see it on the imax early screening lmao lolololol

Bill Cosby used that method as well.