Lejuan
Super Freak
isn't the whole point of the spreadsheet to show that she is not interested in sex?
what good would a vibrator be to someone who doesn't like sex? would be like giving a steak to a vegetarian
You're assuming she doesn't like sex, where the spreadsheet only shows that she doesn't like sex with him.
The spreadsheet doesn't show how often he's taken care of her needs. Done the housework for a change? Taken her out to dinner? Bought her flowers?
She might be a cold fish, who knows... but he's douche enough to make a spreadsheet to get his point across, so he's no Casanova.