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Re: Official Alien Prequel/Prometheus Discussion Thread
Since I love analogies, Alien is like a dirty crack hooker full of VD's. No one wants her. She's a gross, infected mass.
Prometheus is like her cousin. Same blood, but not full of crack, and AIDS.
So, people would want her more. And if the Alien Cousin is great at getting laid, then the dirty crack whore real Alien movies will magicly be cured....yeah. Something like that.
People won't ever take Alien seriously ever again. But this is the only way.
Yeah, "lying to the internetz" goes in the Plus Column for me.
Since I love analogies, Alien is like a dirty crack hooker full of VD's. No one wants her. She's a gross, infected mass.
Prometheus is like her cousin. Same blood, but not full of crack, and AIDS.
So, people would want her more. And if the Alien Cousin is great at getting laid, then the dirty crack whore real Alien movies will magicly be cured....yeah. Something like that.
People won't ever take Alien seriously ever again. But this is the only way.