thenammagazine
Super Freak
I've been doing my pre-Spook training regimen, which consists of:
1) Practicing having 73 browsers tabs open at once
2) Sitting for 20.5 hours per day
3) Holding my pee until I vomit.
4) Eating only that which I can reach without losing sight of my monitor
5) Memorizing the Sideshow online catalog
6) Pre-reading every product description on Sideshow's site
7) Fighting off zombies while not leaving my seat
8) Avoiding rainbow trouts people try to slap me with
9) Padding my BANweeweeOUNT
10) Juggling CHAINSAWS!!!!!!
Where's the coffee?