People cant drive nor park

[hairlesswookiee]

Here's my proposal:

Everyone is allowed to drive around with a paintball gun. If someone cuts you off, drives like an idiot, or parks like a ******* you are legally allowed to shoot their car with the gun. This way other people are warned of crappy drivers/ morons behind the wheel, and therefore know to try and avoid this person as much as possible.

 

[Deak Starkiller]

I also hate when people do this. Especially that...how the hell are you supposed to get back in your car?? I'd go out of my way to key the passenger side of their door just for being stupid.

I'm glad I don't have to worry about this happening as much anymore though. I usually park up front as much as possible:

Purple Heart HairlessWookie? And "F"Iraq? Nice.

 

[jonny88]

Went to Longs / CVS. I always park a good distance to avoid door dings. Well I thought Id me in there for 2 minutes not going to be a problem....... well......

I have the Acura if you couldnt guess. ContradictionWear.com

yes the driver of the whit car could of taking the time to back up again and straighten out,BUT that does not mean the driver of the black truck should park in sync and also parked crooked,he should of parked straight in his stall and this problem would not of happend.

 

[cr0w]

I'd say the driver of the white Acura had it coming thanks to their affiliation with the peddling of Affliction/Tapout d-bag wear rip-off clothing.

 

[ashkanls]

I'd say the driver of the white Acura had it coming thanks to their affiliation with the peddling of Affliction/Tapout d-bag wear rip-off clothing.

how about you look at the site and see I only have 2 shirts that look like just maybe affliction made. rest rest are toned down and have a story behind it. thanks buddy

 

[The Ween]

i bet it was a girl driving that truck

Yeah, I'm betting so too. Men are just too perfect at driving to ever do something like park crooked in a parking place.

 

[jonny88]

Yeah, I'm betting so too. Men are just too perfect at driving to ever do something like park crooked in a parking place.

l dont think women are stupid enough to park like that.

 

[ashkanls]

I don't deny that the thought both crossed my mind, and was a form of retribution I found attractive. But I don't think it's just, so I would not indulge myself.

I'm still trying to decide if keying is just. Even if it isn't, I do think that people who don't bother to think enough to not severely inconvenience other people by means of their unconsciousness could probably benefit from a smack upside the head every now then. I could be wrong. Some people won't learn, no matter what.

lol, funny thing is I also own a full service car wash. I see morons everday. People that I see with keyed cars I sometimes ask what happen. Their answer is always I have no idea some _______ did it or oh I never saw that can you fix it? No a bodyshop can fix it and it happend because you parked like an idiot next to someone I bet.

Vandalizing cars can only get you in trouble with the law. Karma is a _____ so something bad will eventually happen to them, but not from my hands. I see people with 150K (mainly S600 Benz people) plus cars that cant tell the difference between right and left. Those people you can shot them with a bee bee gun and they still wont understand ____.

 

[Trustey]

I approve of this threads judicious use of the word *********. Honarary mentions to d-bag, and douchenozzle.

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[ashkanls]

At my wash you have to put your car in nuetral. I had a guy with a Prius say his car didnt have N because it was new and elecrtric.

I have had people roll out and hit the gas and not realize they are in neutral and then threw it into drive while still on the gas and speed toward a brick wall (female)

I had a lady put it in Nuetral and when she let go of the brake she rammed into a benz because she was in drive. I had a reverse to but she didnt hit anyone.

Point is: you can tell people what to do, put up every sign possible and they still are too dumb to know whats going on around them. so keying a car is just a hassle for their insurance and the rate wont go up because its was vandelism inless it happens 2 times

 

[devilof76]

But there's still something to be said for throwing a handful of pennies out the window when a tailgater won't ____ off.

 

[jonny88]

At my wash you have to put your car in nuetral. I had a guy with a Prius say his car didnt have N because it was new and elecrtric.

I have had people roll out and hit the gas and not realize they are in neutral and then threw it into drive while still on the gas and speed toward a brick wall (female)

I had a lady put it in Nuetral and when she let go of the brake she rammed into a benz because she was in drive. I had a reverse to but she didnt hit anyone.

Point is: you can tell people what to do, put up every sign possible and they still are too dumb to know whats going on around them. so keying a car is just a hassle for their insurance and the rate wont go up because its was vandelism inless it happens 2 times

l have a million stories like that.my dad owned a tow truck company for 15 years.ive met the stupidest people.like a women got in her car after getting a movie from the movie gallery started it and flored it in drive and went threw the stores window and almost ended up in the porno section in the back of the store. another guys car wouldnt start in the morning in a canadian winter so the guy thought he needed to warm up his battery so he poured hot water on the car battery and 10 minutes later his battery was a block of ice,and a guy called because he locked his keys in his car,we get there and he said he first called 9/11 and asked for a police officer to come open his vehicle. another guy called, his car was stuck in a muddy field next to a pick nick table, we go and winch him out, took 20 minutes his bill was $100,15 minutes after we get a call the guys car is stuck in the field again,he forgot his hat on the pick nick table so he drove in again to get it. why didnt he just walk in and grap it . there millions of these stories of dumb people l saw working with my dad.

 

[ashkanls]

But there's still something to be said for throwing a handful of pennies out the window when a tailgater won't ____ off.

lol you are one creative guy. You want to get them and possibly not get in trouble. valve stem remover. Absolute pain in the butt I bet. First it woukld take forever to figure out that is the problem If a woman they have to call their husband cause thats how they roll. AAA would have to come and change it and so on.

 

[piccolodaimaoh]

and a guy called because he locked his keys in his car,we get there and he said he first called 9/11 and asked for a police officer to come open his vehicle.

I feel your pain. I was a 911 dispatcher for the PA State Police for years. I worked 11pm to 7:30am and I received at least 2 calls a day on weekdays for people who locked their keys in their car trying to get ready to go to work. I told them to call either AAA or a locksmith. You'd be surprised how many bad drivers don't have AAA.

They used to get really upset because they had left the car running. One guy told me the police are supposed to protect and serve but all you want to do is protect. I told him the police cannot be routed to calls like this when they need to be available for the usually rush hour accident.

A lot of people had this notion that State Troopers carried a tool to pop locks on a locked door. I told them that Troopers don't carry those tools but they can use their crowbar to break a window. That usually ended the call.

 

[ashkanls]

l have a million stories like that.my dad owned a tow truck company for 15 years.ive met the stupidest people.like a women got in her car after getting a movie from the movie gallery started it and flored it in drive and went threw the stores window and almost ended up in the porno section in the back of the store. another guys car wouldnt start in the morning in a canadian winter so the guy thought he needed to warm up his battery so he poured hot water on the car battery and 10 minutes later his battery was a block of ice,and a guy called because he locked his keys in his car,we get there and he said he first called 9/11 and asked for a police officer to come open his vehicle. another guy called, his car was stuck in a muddy field next to a pick nick table, we go and winch him out, took 20 minutes his bill was $100,15 minutes after we get a call the guys car is stuck in the field again,he forgot his hat on the pick nick table so he drove in again to get it. why didnt he just walk in and grap it . there millions of these stories of dumb people l saw working with my dad.

There is one thing I have learned, If they are that stupid then take them for everything they have in their wallet because they will open it for you. Stupid people make the world go around. if we were all equal them no one would be rich and we all would shop on ebay to get deals.

 

[jonny88]

There is one thing I have learned, If they are that stupid then take them for everything they have in their wallet because they will open it for you. Stupid people make the world go around. if we were all equal them no one would be rich and we all would shop on ebay to get deals.

the sad thing is the stupider people were the ones with the most money,and the ones crashing the nice cars,the smart intelligent ones were the ones with not so much money.weird.

 

[The Ween]

I feel your pain. I was a 911 dispatcher for the PA State Police for years. I worked 11pm to 7:30am and I received at least 2 calls a day on weekdays for people who locked their keys in their car trying to get ready to go to work. I told them to call either AAA or a locksmith. You'd be surprised how many bad drivers don't have AAA.

They used to get really upset because they had left the car running. One guy told me the police are supposed to protect and serve but all you want to do is protect. I told him the police cannot be routed to calls like this when they need to be available for the usually rush hour accident.

A lot of people had this notion that State Troopers carried a tool to pop locks on a locked door. I told them that Troopers don't carry those tools but they can use their crowbar to break a window. That usually ended the call.

Up until just recently, you could call a police officer to help you unlock your car in my town. They no longer do it due to liablity. Sometimes when unlocking the car with the tool, they'll damage something and then the person will expect the police to pay the damages. So......no more help with that.

 

[jonny88]

Up until just recently, you could call a police officer to help you unlock your car in my town. They no longer do it due to liablity. Sometimes when unlocking the car with the tool, they'll damage something and then the person will expect the police to pay the damages. So......no more help with that.

ya its easy to break the window when opening a car if your not careful.and l cant believe police did that in your area, the police actually helped people.

 

[piccolodaimaoh]

Yeah, they used to do it around here but stopped within like the last 10 years for probably the same reason, liability.

 

[hairlesswookiee]

But there's still something to be said for throwing a handful of pennies out the window when a tailgater won't ____ off.

I purposefully slow down to 15mph when people start tailgaiting me regardless of what the speed limit is.