Poll: Chuck Norris vs Batman

[Lejuan]

Mass doesn't mean anything when you're talking about Bruce.

It does when it belongs to Ali

 

[Snake Plissken]

It does when it belongs to Ali

It's just more flesh to punch and kick.

 

[Lejuan]

I'm sure that's how Bruce would've seen it. I'm gonna go with Bruce at a 55:45 chance, I think it'd be a pretty tight contest.

 

[Solidus]

Why aren't these public polls? Gahhh!!! Learn how to do it right, people!

 

[Snake Plissken]

Why aren't these public polls? Gahhh!!! Learn how to do it right, people!

I didn't know how to set it up until after I did the Goku vs Supe poll

 

[Solidus]

I didn't know how to set it up until after I did the Goku vs Supe poll

There's a check box for it that you have to click. It helps to know which people are your mortal enemies .

 

[Zen Mutiny]

This one was just for kicks. I could do the Muhammad Ali vs Bruce Lee one and make it public - it might generate more serious discussion than this one.

 

[ironwez20]

Batman all day. I'm sick of people pumping up chuck Norris . Got his *** handed to him by Bruce lee. Now there's a poll. Bruce lee vs batman.

 

[ebor]

In Gotham at night, the criminals fear Batman!

Unfortunately, the night in Gotham, fears Chuck Norris...

Thus Batman loses his advantage of the night, Chuck Norris can see Batman coming at him during the day, Chuck Norris kills Batman with a single round house kick.

 

[thenammagazine]

Mass doesn't mean anything when you're talking about Bruce.

People forget Bruce wasn't just a martial artist. He incorporated boxing, wrestling, fencing, etc., into his martial art. Ali was fast, but fighting someone faster, who can hit just as hard (research 2in punch before trolling that), kick faster than he could see, yeah, Ali doesn't even make it out of round 1.

 

[krec9]

In Gotham at night, the criminals fear Batman!

Unfortunately, the night in Gotham, fears Chuck Norris...

Thus Batman loses his advantage of the night, Chuck Norris can see Batman coming at him during the day, Chuck Norris kills Batman with a single round house kick.

 

[Zen Mutiny]

In Gotham at night, the criminals fear Batman!

Unfortunately, the night in Gotham, fears Chuck Norris...

Thus Batman loses his advantage of the night, Chuck Norris can see Batman coming at him during the day, Chuck Norris kills Batman with a single round house kick.

Suddenly a wild Bruce Lee appears!

Batman wins.

 

[K07]

These polls remind me of this:

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WiRH47J_zuI[/ame]

Haven't seen that since I was in highschool. Very dated but it's funny these fantasy fights still pop up online.

Chuck Norris decapitates Batman in that video.

 

[Magpie 7]

During the early 1980's they did a computer simulation of Lee vs Ali, Lee won

They also did Tyson vs Ali and Ali won that one

 

[cokebabies]

Mass doesn't mean anything when you're talking about Bruce.

Unless you're going to Mass to pray Lee doesn't beat you to a pulp.

 

[Frank]

Viral Chuck Norris ceased to be cool once Chuck Norris awkwardly tried to ride his own viral bandwagon. Therefore, even Schumacher Nipple Gear Batman could defeat him.