Just finished Resident Evil 5: Something Something
Uh. You know, I never thought of it until Half in the Bag brought it up...but why are these movies rated R anyway? I mean....this was made for children it felt like....they recap all the events in the first 4 movies...why? Does Paul WS Anderson think we're all stupid? Even Michael Bay doesn't think we're that stupid. They recap the films every single time, for 4 movies, for no real reason.
This is the first Video Game movie. This felt like a long winded video game cutscene. I swear, they repeated the objective like 15 times. It was getting on my nerves. My favorite scene had to have been the New York simulation, where we cut to the Red Queen's POV, and her big godawful goofy CGI face takes up the screen, and says "Initiate the sequence! Kill them all!" To which Ada Wong replies "The red queen is initiating the sequence, she's going to try and kill us!" (or something to that effect). LOL. Come on. No one is that ****ing stupid.
And everything else was boring. Except for that final fight. That was pretty cool.
Too bad it meant nothing. Also...why did the whole film take place in an underground bunker? It felt so small. And like a TV show. It did go with the TV level visual effects. Oh...and Aliens ripoffs...and then it ends with dubstep. Great. Yeah, I really hated it. It's worse then the last flick, which I couldn't really understand.
But hey. They don't bother me. I just think they shouldn't be rated R. Because they sure as **** aren't made for adults.