Re: Rate The Last Movie You Watched.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - 4/5
Spoiler-free review
While the plot line was not as complex as the first movie, ROTF certainly won't be a disappointment for the fans. On a plus side, Michael Bay really pushed the action sequences, and I found them to be much more intense and realistic, than the first movie. In fact, there are quite a few scenes where the Transformers bleed some sort of whitish alien blood. Also, I recall one scene where Optimus said, "give me your face", before peeling away the face armor of a Decepticon (something that we'd expect from a Quinton Tarentino film LOL).
There's also a lot of humor mixed in here and there, to lighten the mood from the overall seriousness of the main plot-line. That being said, expect a lot of doggie-humping; robot-humping; a few scenes with Sam that are reminiscent of American Pie; and a few ghetto Transformers, that will make the NAACP, complain about racism against black aliens.
On another note, when evaluating this movie by yourself, it's best to completely ignore the film critics altogether. Movie goers have rated this movie as a B+, while the film critics have given it an average of 2/5 (statistics taken from Wikipedia). The Autobots have also teamed up with the U.S. Army, which most of us already know, doesn't sit well with the anti-America, Pinko-Commie critics in the far-left media.
If you're a Transformers fan, take the advice of your fellow movie-goers (including myself), and SEE THIS MOVIE.