[The Kids Are All Right (2010) - 0/10
I was able to watch about 10 minutes of this before contemplating suicide by whatever would kill me the fastest. Thankfully, simply changing the channel sufficed. This film is like an advanced, futuristic sex change procedure that eliminates the need for surgery because I don't know how any straight guy could still have a functional weiner after watching this holy grail of boring, gab for hours, chick-flick.
I'd rather watch a non-stop marathon of just Predators and Uwe Boll movies than this piece of ____. I'd rather cut my own throat open with lead laced paint chips and watch my blood dry than sit through more than a couple minutes of this garbage ass movie.
"The Kids Are All Right" but my eyes, ears and brain aren't and still hurt after only 10 minutes of exposure to this cinematic gamma-radiation.