Real Life Zombie killed in Miami!

[The Ween]

Because it doesn't process through the GI tract, I'm guessing.

Still, more than 100% of the vitamin C a body needs a day is useless at best.

Yup, that's why you poop it out.

Eat an orange instead.

 

[JD18_92]

Everytime this thread gets bumped, I assume another person just lost their face to bath salts

 

[devilof76]

Yup, that's why you poop it out.

Eat an orange instead.

Orange has crazy potassium too.

 

[Centurion]

Because it doesn't process through the GI tract, I'm guessing.

Still, more than 100% of the vitamin C a body needs a day is useless at best.

Most of it is pissed out.

 

[The Ween]

I love asparagus, and can eat a ton of it, but it sure does make my pee stink!

Does vitamin C make you smell citrusy?

Wait! Isn't that acid? Won't that cause cancer?

 

[devilof76]

The Illuminati have fooled us again.

I'll never eat with another spoon for as long as I live.

 

[The Ween]

The Illuminati have fooled us again.

I'll never eat with another spoon for as long as I live.

I love to spoon.

 

[devilof76]

Me too.

We should get a room.

 

[The Ween]

Me too.

We should get a room.

Really? I hear you prefer front lawns.

 

[devilof76]

Wanna get a lawn?

 

[The Ween]

Wanna get a lawn?

You'll have to mow it first.

 

[devilof76]

How about I just vacuum the bugs out?

 

[The Ween]

How about I just vacuum the bugs out?

 

[Darth Cruel]

Me too.

We should get a room.

LOL...I've been thinking this for a very, very long time.

 

[devilof76]

Yeah, but...

 

[crows]

[ame]https://youtu.be/1KxlJ3GAC_Y[/ame]

 

[thenammagazine]

There you go, doofus. "The Causeway Cannibal." Now change the friggin' thread title. He ain't a zombie.

 

[crows]

There you go, doofus. "The Causeway Cannibal." Now change the friggin' thread title. He ain't a zombie.

he is still the closest thing to a zombie we have in real life, plus he is just like the zombies from 28 days later, so nope

 

[thenammagazine]

he is still the closest thing to a zombie we have in real life, plus he is just like the zombies from 28 days later, so nope

There weren't any zombies in 28 Days Later, so fail.

 

[hoodonit00]

There weren't any zombies in 28 Days Later, so fail.

OH SNAP!!!