Real Life Zombie killed in Miami!

[devilof76]

 

[Darth Cruel]

Bath and Body Works could've made a killing!

Now THAT'S funny!

 

[CelticPredator]

https://www.local12.com/mostpopular...High-on-Synthetic/Z2o7oYqztEyBnR0w4MWzNw.cspx

Should've just had the normal kush. ____ing tard.

 

[The Ween]

https://www.local12.com/mostpopular...High-on-Synthetic/Z2o7oYqztEyBnR0w4MWzNw.cspx

Should've just had the normal kush. ____ing tard.

No ____! Stay away from the chemicals!

 

[thenammagazine]

https://www.local12.com/mostpopular...High-on-Synthetic/Z2o7oYqztEyBnR0w4MWzNw.cspx

Should've just had the normal kush. ____ing tard.

The comments are funny. Stupid potheads are so annoyed at it being called a "synthetic marajuana" that instead of using the article as an example as to why people should be smoking the real thing vs. manufactured synthetics, they're ignorantly ranting about the author's choice of words.

 

[devilof76]

That's funny. I've threatened to barbecue the little dogs that live with me a million times, and with not so much as a puff.

 

[CelticPredator]

Weed will make you eat hot dogs. And by hot dogs, I mean...

 

[thenammagazine]

Weed will make you eat hot dogs. And by hot dogs, I mean...

Don't want to know what you mean by "eat."

 

[CelticPredator]

You know exactly what I mean....

 

[thenammagazine]

You know exactly what I mean....

Does that make you hot?

 

[Phil Sierra]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-BuC48AjhQ[/ame]

 

[CelticPredator]

Does that make you hot?

 

[crows]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-BuC48AjhQ

they are so annoying...

 

[Deckard]

Bath salts again.

And here we always thought it would be radiation from a fallen satellite or toxic government acid rain.

https://www.examiner.com/article/an...alts-strips-and-goes-ballistic-maternity-ward

https://hotair.com/greenroom/archiv...naked-zombie-attack-injures-two-bite-victims/

 

[The Ween]

Bath salts again.

And here we always thought it would be radiation from a fallen satellite or toxic government acid rain.

https://www.examiner.com/article/an...alts-strips-and-goes-ballistic-maternity-ward

https://hotair.com/greenroom/archiv...naked-zombie-attack-injures-two-bite-victims/

Or chemtrails!

 

[devilof76]

Or Twinkies!!!

 

[The Ween]

Or Twinkies!!!

Just get a Vitamin C IV and you'll be fine.

 

[devilof76]

If I've been reading right, won't that make me ____ myself non-stop?

 

[The Ween]

If I've been reading right, won't that make me ____ myself non-stop?

That's only if you take the pills, the IV doesn't do that. Not sure how that works, but that's what the "experts" say.

 

[devilof76]

Because it doesn't process through the GI tract, I'm guessing.

Still, more than 100% of the vitamin C a body needs a day is useless at best.