Resident Evil: Retribution

[crows]

https://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-resident-evil-movies-are-better-than-games/

 

[Biojex]

Just finished....

Spoiler

Barry died and Wesker is a good guy....

Biojex is not amused.

 

[Project_A]

Wtf.... Lmao

 

[Eli26]

This movie sucked. Worst of the lot... and I rather enjoyed the last two. Nothing spectacular, but passable popcorn flicks that have some real fun moments.

This one has far too many slow motion Matrix bullet moments and WTF? where did that character and why is that character.. and why is this one giving sign language to the little girl when she was not prog... you know what... **** it! Glad it was a free special screening pass.

 

[CelticPredator]

Just finished....

Spoiler

Barry died and Wesker is a good guy....

Biojex is not amused.

None of that matters. Is Wesker not constipated any more?

 

[Eli26]

My friend was at the premiere last night in LA. He said it was a good movie. But of course he's best friends with Oded Fehr (Oded invited him as one of his guests on the red carpet, the premiere, and afterparty) so I guess his opinion is a bit biased! LOL!!

Your friend is an ass kisser. Any honest person that likes movies with any substance would not appreciate this debacle. Cool creative opening sequence though.

 

[Project_A]

Me sad.... I can't wait for RE6; the game.

 

[CelticPredator]

Did you see it?

 

[Project_A]

Yeah... I don't want to talk about it. Lmao

 

[CelticPredator]

Interesting.

I found the fourth to be one of the most boring things ever made. Seems like the reasons why I hated it came aboard this one too.

 

[Eli26]

This one was just terrible. Absolutely no story. Almost as if they wrote it as it went on. Heck, did they even write a story for this? And if so, was it written in crayon?

 

[CelticPredator]

Paul says he cut some talking scenes out to keep it "more intense".

 

[Project_A]

I can't wait to go home and sleep. Lol

 

[Eli26]

Paul says he cut some talking scenes out to keep it "more intense".

Paul is a maroon! A rich one! But he did direct a movie I love.... How so? Don't know, but he did it... Death Race. That was a fun movie.

 

[Eli26]

This movie was written on a Denny's napkin with crayon while Paul was downing a bottle of 180 Proof, blowing bubbles out of his ass!

 

[CelticPredator]

Having sex with his wife, playing Resident Evil in the bedroom with Alice.

 

[Eli26]

Did he direct the other Resident movie, where she fights vampires... Violet? I forget what it's called, because it too was **** on a stick.

****ING **** ON A STICK!

 

[Project_A]

He didn't. Lol ultraviolet.

 

[CelticPredator]

I have that sword.

Cool movie in theory. Destroyed by Sony in every single way.

I can't hate that movie because of the history of it. But it's still a piece of ****.

 

[crows]

so.....

this movie sucks you say......

this movie.... NAW.... This movie? This movie sucks?

you don't say