Resident Evil: Retribution

[Brandoloneous]

Real life doesn't have med-packs, herbs or first aid spray that would cure you from that type of infection. There's also no infinite ammo and guns don't auto-aim. This also doesn't account for basic things like shock or idiocy, or the growing popular mentality of self entitlement which would lead to more humans killing humans over stupid ****. No, if there was a zombie apocalypse, billions would still die.

 

[thenammagazine]

It's amazing how many people don't understand just the basics of survival, like starting fire without matches/lighters or purifying water.

 

[ironwez20]

yea and what if a loved one becomes infected? It wont be so fun then. I believe it would be awful if somthing like that happened. Even tho it could never happen. Zombies wouldnt last a day in the real world.

















































Waits for a heated debate.

 

[Brandoloneous]

yea and what if a loved one becomes infected? It wont be so fun then. I believe it would be awful if somthing like that happened. Even tho it could never happen. Zombies wouldnt last a day in the real world.

















































Waits for a heated debate.

Don't underestimate the power of human stupidity. While you may be right, the "infected rage" where they're still human technically and can run would certainly suck more.

 

[thenammagazine]

Just curious why you think they wouldn't last a day, iwezmybed20.

 

[SepticFlesh]

It's amazing how many people don't understand just the basics of survival, like starting fire without matches/lighters or purifying water.

I know it is amazing how we take all these things so granted. As far as if there were an Apocalypse... I am ready....I survived Hurricane Katrina where we had no power or running water for almost 2 months. I am just making sure I move up North first because I would not make it in the Heat the South brings my body never could stand hot muggy weather.
A knife...homemade tools to make a fire...and I'm ready. Oh and of course a generator with as much fuel as I can carry to power my HDTV and Xbox 360 because I know I would die without my video games.

 

[ironwez20]

Just curious why you think they wouldn't last a day, iwezmybed20.

Its simple Nauseating Ass Monkey Magazine. Zombies are rotting corspe they couldnt move there muscle tissue is bassically rotting away. Either that or there completely slow. I also know that zombies couldnt live on just human flesh, i dont know maybe if they were reanimated and there just a diseased human being with no concious then maybe we would have a threat.

 

[ironwez20]

I know it is amazing how we take all these things so granted. As far as if there were an Apocalypse... I am ready....I survived Hurricane Katrina where we had no power or running water for almost 2 months. I am just making sure I move up North first because I would not make it in the Heat the South brings my body never could stand hot muggy weather.
A knife...homemade tools to make a fire...and I'm ready. Oh and of course a generator with as much fuel as I can carry to power my HDTV and Xbox 360 because I know I would die without my video games.

So the world is crawling with flesh eating zombies and your in your home playing xbox? Dude the video game is outside now

 

[thenammagazine]

Its simple Nauseating Ass Monkey Magazine. Zombies are rotting corspe they couldnt move there muscle tissue is bassically rotting away. Either that or there completely slow. I also know that zombies couldnt live on just human flesh, i dont know maybe if they were reanimated and there just a diseased human being with no concious then maybe we would have a threat.

You realize a human body falls out of rigor mortis within hours, right?

 

[ironwez20]

Lol no I didn't know that.

 

[Brandoloneous]

Lol no I didn't know that.

Geez, Wez. Read a book

 

[CelticPredator]

Wow.

 

[SepticFlesh]

So the world is crawling with flesh eating zombies and your in your home playing xbox? Dude the video game is outside now

Well...these past 2 years I have been doing alot of travelling all across the United States and even though some places are worse than others...I can tell you that I have encountered a number of Zombies walking the streets in high numbers. I mean seriously they are literally Zombies this is not just in my head. They stay up for weeks at a time with no rest...eat raw dead rats...and have rotten flesh and teeth.
They are called Meth Heads. It is quite amazing how long the human body can survive on it's own even with no food or water...the body will literally start eating itself in order to get it's nutrients.
So even though the Apocalypse has not happened yet...don't think there are not already Zombies walking around somewhere out there.

...and yes regardless of what is going on in my surroundings I would still have to find a cave or something to hide in in order to get my video game fix on to take my mind off of the Hell that would be happening in the World around me (I doubt I would stay in my home if I wanted to survive...I would venture off into the world much like Denzel Washington's character in "the Book of Eli")

I am not a Christian even though I do try my best to follow the "word" of being a good person...but just imagine if a few decades went by and no-one knew of the original Bible.

 

[ironwez20]

Wow.

Shut up. I wasn't good in health class ok lol. But I do no that the zombie corpse wouldn't last a day due to open infectious wounds,the ability not to breath, and no food source. Ill change my theory from a day to may e a month. Plus the government would probaly blow up the state the virus is on.

 

[CelticPredator]

Yeah, your video game love would be useless when a bunch of Zombies eat your intestines out.

 

[CelticPredator]

Shut up. I wasn't good in health class ok lol. But I do no that the zombie corpse wouldn't last a day due to open infectious wounds,the ability not to breath, and no food source. Ill change my theory from a day to may e a month. Plus the government would probaly blow up the state the virus is on.

You're weren't good in English class either...


Plus, Zombies don't need to breathe. They're dead.

 

[ironwez20]

Well...these past 2 years I have been doing alot of travelling all across the United States and even though some places are worse than others...I can tell you that I have encountered a number of Zombies walking the streets in high numbers. I mean seriously they are literally Zombies this is not just in my head. They stay up for weeks at a time with no rest...eat raw dead rats...and have rotten flesh and teeth.
They are called Meth Heads. It is quite amazing how long the human body can survive on it's own even with no food or water...the body will literally start eating itself in order to get it's nutrients.
So even though the Apocalypse has not happened yet...don't think there are not already Zombies walking around somewhere out there.

...and yes regardless of what is going on in my surroundings I would still have to find a cave or something to hide in in order to get my video game fix on to take my mind off of the Hell that would be happening in the World around me (I doubt I would stay in my home if I wanted to survive...I would venture off into the world much like Denzel Washington's character in "the Book of Eli")

Yes. In this crazy world ruled by followers and stupid people it's good to just get away from it all by playing games and being a hero or saving the world. Whichever. Can't imagine life without music, video games, and pop culture, family also to. Damn why am I up so late ?

 

[CelticPredator]

I told my mom, if she turns into a zombie, i'm putting a bullet in her face. 5 times. Sorry mom. But i'm not falling for that zombie trap. I'll deal with the pain later.

 

[SepticFlesh]

Speaking of "the Book of Eli"...during the Apocalypse, similar to Eli having this calling to find the right place to deliver the Bible which has the message of God and Christ our saviour...I would make it my mission to deliver the graphic novel series "Preacher" to a place where it can be found maybe after a few more Millennia have passed, when the original Bible could by now have been completely forgotten with most if not all copies destroyed...someone will find copies in a cave somewhere, mistake great art for bad philosophy, and start an Evil religion with this great comic book. Hey Cassidy is better than the Holy Ghost and Tulip kicks the ass of both momma-Madonnas on every front. If it does get co-opted...at least they'll have better pictures.

 

[ironwez20]

You're weren't good in English class either...


Plus, Zombies don't need to breathe. They're dead.

You could take a few lessons yourself dude lol. No duh of course there dead but let's be realistic nothing could bring back the dead not the c virus z virus a virus whatever. It's impossible. Then again a human with rabies is sort of possible. Wait no.