I couldn't resist, but if the mods feel I'm fueling any fires, I won't protest if they delete it. It's just a hilarious post tbh. If he can put things into perspective so well, he should be able to laugh at it too. Or he's not exactly leading by example is he?
Don't even give it a second thought, if they did have a problem they would've have banned you already.
And that's the thing, people shouldn't never take anything personally. These are forums made to express everyones thoughts , the minute somebody takes it personally and gets worked up doesn't benefit anyone and that's where things get out of hand and we lose wasted momentum on what really matters on these topic threads