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It was back in the days when he was Chodaboy and had to shave his you know whats...:rotfl

I think he has the moment preserved on polaroids though.
 
Why not. Lakhota is speaking of his balls. Yes, once upon a time I spray painted his balls. Why, because that's how we Knights at Medieval Times initiated each other after our first appearance in the show, not as squires any longer, but as official Knights. I too had my junk painted silver and green back in '94. The paint was used was the very paint, Krylon, we used for painting the shields and lances for the show.

Do you remember what color yours were, Anthony?

Haha just noticed this was answered, my balls were painted silver because it was the heaviest, thickest most painful color. My mouth tend to get me in a lot of trouble with the other Knights, so when I got initiated they wanted blood. Not only was my junk painted 8 metallic coats of paint that stung like acid, they proceeded to throw buckets of ice water over the tops of the shower I was using. Not to mention I still had the show to perform soon. They invented the ice bucket challenge in 1994 along with my silver balls. Fun times back different times. Theses days I could have hired a sexual harassment lawyer and owned Midlevel Times.

21 years later i sent a Facebook request to SilentSurfer and guess who it really is?? My old buddy from Medieval Times who helped paint my taint! Such a small strange world it is
 
I feel like this is a good opportunity for a "Testes acrylic" joke, but it's just cheesy enough that it'd probably bomb.
 
Started with the intent of having it finished for FAMcon, this took a bit longer than expected. Working back and forth between this and other projects, I finally finished Coffin Elvira today. I'm jealous of Gruff Old Bear as I think the face on this one looks even better than on my own PF bash. Oh well.

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I think at some point soon, everyone on the forum will be jealous of me over this...:yess:...and I thank you, Nathan. You demonstrate again what's right there underneath the factory splish-splish paint. Take a bow. Take a few. A pirouette would be understandable, my friend.
 
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