Simpsons Quote Thread

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Aww you're Teef hurt do they? you're Teef hurt. WELL TOO FREAKING BAD! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN TELL YOU WHERE TO OUT YOUR FREAKING SODI TOO!!

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Love this one...

"I am currently incarcerated for a crime i didnt even commit. Attempted Murder, I mean honestly what is that?! Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they!"

 

[KitFisto]

"Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes".........."well, touché"

 

[edonian]

Rex Banner: You're out there beer baron and I'm going to find you.
Homer (from afar): No you won't.
Rex Banner: (is surprised) Yes... I will.
Homer (from afar): Doe...