Simpsons Quote Thread

[TurdFerguson]

He spelt Yale with 6.

 

[rushmore223]

The Larry Burns Episode (Burns Baby, Burns or is it Burns, Baby Burns) is one of my all time favorites, might have something to do with how much I love Rodney Dangerfield though.

Keeping in that episode...

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"They've already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo, and the ne-ne, and it has nasty plans for the ****y, the titmouse, the woodcock, and the titpecker."

 

[Magpie 7]

It's Lee Marvin, he's always drunk and violent.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"Na na na na na na na na Leaderrrr ... Na na na na na na na na Leaderrrr ... Leaderrrr ... Leaderrrr - BATMAN!"

 

[Russell1982]

What the hell is this? Some kinda tube?

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Mmmmm...64 slices of American cheese.

 

[TurdFerguson]

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you the women.

 

[Magpie 7]

(To the tune of The Flintones) Yabba dabba doo.....Simpson, Homer Simpson he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....Aaaarrrggghhh!

 

[TurdFerguson]

Must kill Moe, Weeeeee!!

Must kill Moe, Weeeeee!!

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!"

 

[shells075]

Nelson: 'Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath'

Skinner: 'Nooooooooooooooooooo'

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

...or that escalator to nowhere

 

[shells075]

Oooh another one

Leonard Nimoy: Well my work is done here

Barney Gumble: What do mean your work is done, you didn't do anything '

Nimoy: 'Didn't I'

 

[Russell1982]

The following tale of alien abduction is true. And by true I mean false, it's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like ... on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had ... one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??!!!"

 

[highlander1]

If it's Brown And cant see round your in Cider town , If it's Yella and can see through you got Juice there Fella. Ha ha Stupid Flanders Qoute.

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too. Abe Simpson. cool thread.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too. Abe Simpson. cool thread.

That happened to me

 

[highlander1]

ha ha me too i wake up sometime's with stupid rambling's playing like a record over n over and make's me laugh like FEEL'S LIKE I'm wearing nothing at all , nothing at all. Stupid sexy Flanders. ha ha. or Lisa needs BRACES , DENTAL PLAN , Lisa NEEDS BRACES , Dental plan.....ha ha appreciate the thread to stop the record of insanity qoutes playing. ha ha...

 

[Russell1982]

That happened to me

I never realised until right now but this applies to me too. Amen grandpa, amen.