Snooki without makeup on

[Project_A]

they probably do... lol.... I mean...

I think he's the only cast member that doesn't get laid on the show. LOL

He mostly get's rejected.

 

[The Mike]

As much as I dislike that ******, he "gets it in" quite often, last two episodes included Situational mistakes by the ladies of Seaside. What it was is he spent the majority of his time in Italy going after Snooki, but if you look at their averages in Italy, none of them really were successful.

 

[batfan08]

Damn, Sinatra, Martin, Don Corleone, Pacino, Snookie? What the ____ is this world coming to? I'm serious, I'm not even Italian, but I feel for you guys when those little orange idiots are running around making you folks look bad. I mean come on, they had a poster of Scarface hanging next to an Italian flag, he was CUBAN! Morons, the lot of 'em.

 

[Devil_666]

I mean come on, they had a poster of Scarface hanging next to an Italian flag, he was CUBAN! Morons, the lot of 'em.

Al Pacino, who played Scarface, is Italian bro.

 

[xjamiex]

Al Pacino, who played Scarface, is Italian bro.

Hey Devil, got any good Snooki photoshops in your collection of goodies ?

 

[batfan08]

Al Pacino, who played Scarface, is Italian bro.

I don't give a flying ____ Pacino was also Michael Corleone, them Italians should have posters of Italians playing Italians, not Italians playing Cubans.

 

[Batty]

As much as I dislike that ******, he "gets it in" quite often, last two episodes included Situational mistakes by the ladies of Seaside. What it was is he spent the majority of his time in Italy going after Snooki, but if you look at their averages in Italy, none of them really were successful.

You actually watch that crap?

 

[xjamiex]

I don't give a flying ____ Pacino was also Michael Corleone, them Italians should have posters of Italians playing Italians, not Italians playing Cubans.

Wow you are really passionate about what flags a bunch of guidos hang on their walls...

 

[batfan08]

Damn straight, just proves what uneducated Oompah Loompas they are!

 

[jonny88]

What a sob story. That jackass punched a girl in the face, it's his own goddamn fault that he is hated. You've dug your own grave, now lie in it!

I love how his dad said he hit her in self defence.

 

[thenammagazine]

I love how his dad said he hit her in self defence.

I dunno, a walking CDC vault that close to you, that might actually fly.

 

[crows]

is it the camera lighting or does his teeth look very yellow?

i dont think light can make your teeth look like cheese puffs, plus his front teeth are kinda white, i think thats the real deal

I remember seeing something in the New York Post about him having to enlist because once the clip hit the internet, he got fired and no one else would hire him.



Found it.

https://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jersey_sore_f1NYMsFrHoA7OWY8C5RTGM

What a sob story. That jackass punched a girl in the face, it's his own goddamn fault that he is hated. You've dug your own grave, now lie in it!

not only that but im sure he knew that was being filmed i mean... they were doing a show

 

[jonny88]

i dont think light can make your teeth look like cheese puffs, plus his front teeth are kinda white, i think thats the real deal





not only that but im sure he knew that was being filmed i mean... they were doing a show

I'm surprised the cast of the show don't get sued, l have seen a couple of guys from the show hit people in the face at the clubs too. If l was there and one of them hit me l would sue their asses off.

 

[xjamiex]

I'm surprised the cast of the show don't get sued, l have seen a couple of guys from the show hit people in the face at the clubs too. If l was there and one of them hit me l would sue their asses off.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3uipTO-4A[/ame]

 

[xentric83]

Lol... She is one girl I can not stand!

 

[Project_A]

Should I hate myself that I love quiggle threads?

 

[xjamiex]

Should I hate myself that I love quiggle threads?

Liking a quiggle thread is a guilty pleasure. Similar to Jersey Shore.

quiggle's sheer stupidity does grind my gears sometimes though.

 

[batfan08]

I love how his dad said he hit her in self defence.

it, not her, it. I really don't see the difference in what he did and hunting, hell, what he did was better because he only punched the animal.

 

[crows]

quiggle ?
?

 

[xjamiex]

it, not her, it. I really don't see the difference in what he did and hunting, hell, what he did was better because he only punched the animal.

Can I put you in a scenario because your hatred towards Jersey Shore seems quite comical

Scenario:

Your buddy is getting married and invites you to Atlantic City for his bachelor party. You excitingly accept. Once you arrive at Newark Liberty International Airport you get into a limo and go to Atlantic City. You attend a local club there called 40/40 owned by Jay-Z. You order yourself a tequila and tonic (or whatever your drink of choice may be) and walk around the club. You are then confronted by Snooki and her clique because you looked at her ass wrong and aren't Italian enough. You have just been denied "smoosh smoosh" and are now being yapped to death by faux-Italian New Jersey insults and lingo.

How do you react, good sir?