Spooktacular Conspiracy Theories!

[OK SITHLORD]

I wanna know how he kept his white shorts clean.

Mabey he don't ^^^^ his drawls like most of us!

 

[thenammagazine]

Mabey he don't ^^^^ his drawls like most of us!

Are you trying to justify your skidmarks? I, on the other hand, was referring to the lack of blood.

 

[p!tu]

Hey, P!tu, I think you might want to put a band-aid on that. Maybe some Neosporin, too. You don't want to risk an infection, you know...

yeah i thoguth about it!

 

[creature4000]

I'd buy it!