Marc answers door:
UPS man: How's it going? Can I get a signature?
Marc: What have you done to my ship?
UPS man: Huh? Your shippment? Nothing.
Marc: Having trouble with your droid?
UPS: My phone is fine, and I have a Blackberry, but I don't see why that matters.
Marc: This deal is getting worse all the time!
UPS: Hey man, the company pays for it, so I don't complain! Now can I get a signature so I can get the hell out of here?
Marc: I'm surprised they didn't ask you to do it.
UPS: Just sign this thing!
Marc: Here goes nothing.
UPS: Thank you, sir.
Marc: Someone must have told them all about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab.
UPS: Go **** yourself, weirdo.
Marc: You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds.