Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[rushmore223]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

The poster is very diverse. I'm sure that makes millennials happy. Rose is not there tho. Clearly they gave up on China.

Maybe they're hiding Rose under a mask, the masked character will fight Finn, and once she has him cornered she will reveal herself and say... "Finn, I am your Girlfriend"

To which Finn will cry out "Noooooooo!"

See, it's Lucasian poetry.

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[Khev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

The poster is very diverse. I'm sure that makes millennials happy. Rose is not there tho. Clearly they gave up on China.

China literally told them "we don't want ****ing representation we want hot chicks. Nice try Rose Tico and Captain Marvel. When Scarlett Johansson shows up to lecture Finn about winning wars by not killing his enemies then we'll talk."

 

[xipotec]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

China literally told them "we don't want ****ing representation we want hot chicks. N."

And sharks with frickin lazar beams riding cars with tank treads!


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[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

 

[Khev]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Holy crap, lol

 

[rushmore223]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Dorito Fighter, finally product placement in Star Wars.

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[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

The more I see this poster, the more it looks like something Jye would make already.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Just missing Toht scream. Bet JJ puts Toht in the movie somewhere.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

JANNAH! We need your help!

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Rey in all white can mean only one thing.

Darkside.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Rey in all white can mean only one thing.

Virgin.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I can't get past the horrible design of Jannah. Never has there been a more cringe-worthy character. It's somewhere between an 6-year-old's fan-made sketch or a really lazy and uninspired Cosplayer.

 

[guyver1]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Rey reminds me of farm boy Luke in that outfit

 

[guyver1]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

JANNAH! We need your help!



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Cue the typical Afro African American in a Disney film

 

[Wor-Gar]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Disney should have ditched Rey from the beginning and started this trilogy with Jannah.

Then they wouldn't have needed Finn, could have had Poe do everything Finn did. And Jannah and Poe could have a thicc romance, while Kylo mucks up their relationship with his Force-fingering reach-arounds.

 

[ironwez20]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

I’d watch that. So anybody gonna explain that derpy looking thing next to Finn? Is jar jar’s son or offspring gonna star in this? Will we see hot toys of that thing?

 

[Sachiel]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Uh... Knights of Ren... that's cool... I guess...

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

Imagine if they announce that Ahmed Best is that freaking alien lol

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Star Wars: Episode IX - December 20, 2019

When Jennah is not helping the rebels, she's killing zombies in TWD.

Also, females with a bow is so 5 years ago. I expected Rey to use one at some point. Maybe she will...she's good at taking other people's stuff, or perhaps Jennah will give it to Rey because she's so much better with it.