Star Wars: The Acolyte

[jye4ever]

Not like it had any impact on the canon anyway

Oh its cannon alright…

 

[Asta]

Kelnacca #1 (2024) : KELNACCA FROM THE HIT DISNEY+ SERIES DEBUTS!

(They must've dropped the 'S' off the front of one of the words in that sentence.)

 

[Khev]

lol

 

[jye4ever]

That is just beyond epic lol

 

[The Buffinator]

lol

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Her third biggest mistake might be those Harry Caray glasses. WTAF was she thinking when she picked those out lol...

 

[Wor-Gar]

Headland is the new poster child for Hollywood hypocrisy.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[Mondragon]

What is that? Darth Disneyus & Apprentice?

 

[ebor]

lol

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That and choosing ‘that’ green top

Blarrrrffff!!!!

 

[Khev]

 

[Wor-Gar]

toxic? misogynistic? When Disney gets on its high horse, I like to remind them of this...

Disney has Zam Wessell move her skirt out of the way so she can twerk for the audience.

 

[crows]

toxic? misogynistic? When Disney gets on its high horse, I like to remind them of this...



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Disney has Zam Wessell move her skirt out of the way so she can twerk for the audience.

NOOONOOOOOOOO THIS IS FORBIDDEN

 

[ScoutingForToys]

Even Forbes realises Disney was right to cancel this turd of a show.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikka...y-was-to-cancel-the-star-wars-flop-after-all/

 

[Wor-Gar]

Some day, they will speak of this show like the old ones speak of the Holiday Special.




Memes for life. Someone here better be saving as many as they can, especially that orgy/death gif.

 

[Mondragon]

First I'm surprised to see this thread still running.
Yet thanks for the interesting link!

Even Forbes realises Disney was right to cancel this turd of a show.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikka...y-was-to-cancel-the-star-wars-flop-after-all/

Most telling:

- Game Of Thrones petition to remake Season 8 ...amassed over 1.8 million signatures. Nothing came of it.

- urging Disney to bring the Old Republic era of Star Wars to the small screen racked up 231,000 signatures.

- petition to restore deleted scenes in Bridgerton’s third season has over 75,000 signatures. (never even heard of it?)

- The Acolyte. This petition has garnered just over 72,000 signatures as of this writing.

conclusion:

"...The Acolyte’s most vociferous fans continue to champion a renewal on social media, reddit and other corners of the internet, but it’s increasingly obvious that this is little more than a vocal minority."

Which was obvious to everyone, except apparently that vocal minority.

 

[Mondragon]

Some day, they will speak of this show like the old ones speak of the Holiday Special.




Memes for life. Someone here better be saving as many as they can, especially that orgy/death gif.

Unless they keep getting deleted, my collection so far:
This one from before I even knew anything about the show:

New fem Jedi sect, from the House of La Je'dye

Sol: A creepy, predatory, lurking, manipulative, skittish, kill first asks questions later, needy and obsessed with controlling a child, Jedi.

They should re-open the Starcruiser hotel, as a "Safe Space" and pair it with tickets for private screening of Acolyte extended cuts of Osha watching Jacinto bathe.
For this new thirsty cruise loving audience they've been catering too, that they think will supposedly cary this franchise and make them all the money going forward.

You're going to trigger the Disney Story Group.

Khev's latest is pure gold.

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[Mandible]

The greatest tragedy isn't the show, or her glasses - it's that she's got a head like a bulldog chewing a wasp!