Star Wars: The Acolyte

[Dave_W]

https://itigic.com/dvd-sales-surpass-blu-ray-in-2021-physical-format-market/

I stand corrected!

 

[Rogerbee]

There are 2 types of SW fans when a new show airs...

We're the two downstairs, happy we didn't have to watch it!

 

[jye4ever]

Holy crap that looks like ass.

Super cringe High Republic era with one lame ass looking sith apprentice.

She looks like the girl villain from Falcon and Winter Soldier lol

I love Carrie Moss but sheesh that looks awful.

I was expecting Andor but creepy!

Instead we got a Nancy Drew mystery.

 

[Khev]

Holy crap that looks like ass.

But throwing your lightsaber propellor and hitting nothing but trees is so intimidating, lol.

"They're after the trees, stay away from the trees!"

 

[darth dennis]

But throwing your lightsaber propellor and hitting nothing but trees is so intimidating, lol.

"They're after the trees, stay away from the trees!"

Holy crap! What an epic scene (from The Jerk, not the one from The Acolyte)

 

[ZE_501]

I was expecting Andor but creepy!

Ever the optimist, huh? LOLOLOL

 

[jye4ever]

Ever the optimist, huh? LOLOLOL

Wait until you meet Oto-Gar lol

 

[jye4ever]

Congrats Acolyte showrunner lady whatever your name is but you just made BOBF rabbit interrogation and sweating Fett in diapers look more intimidating than both your Jedi cosplayers and Sith girl.

Hands down worse Sith design ever lol

 

[Otomofan]

Congrats Acolyte showrunner lady whatever your name is

She looks nice. I'm sure we'd get along swimmingly if our paths were to ever cross.

 

[jye4ever]

Wut wut wut that’s..that’s…

 

[jye4ever]

Can’t wait for this girl to kill the head Jedi played by Dave Bautista!

 

[jye4ever]

Oh Pablo what did you go and do now…

 

[loki2371]

Can’t wait for this girl to kill the head Jedi played by Dave Bautista!

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Their Schwartz is bigger than his....

 

[jye4ever]

Oh well at least I got this to look forward to..

 

[Khev]

The first and final opponents in Mike Tyson's Punch Out for the NES, lol.

 

[jedibear]

Acolyte pitch: "Gimme something with a "Crouching Tiger, crap-Amazon Rings meets Eternals cologne-ad, fashion shoot with some wire-fu panto and loads of alphabet "representation" and, oh, we got that Moss woman for genre cred with the "older" fans. Be sure to include lots of visual "that looks cool (but doesn't make sense)" moments and a script that plays like a video game and yeah, be sure there's lotsa light sabers so the barely paying attention viewers go "Oh yeah, Star Wars"

Did I miss anything?
Easy pass.

 

[Khev]

What I ordered versus what I got.

 

[Khev]

Gross.

 

[jye4ever]

What I ordered versus what I got.

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Holy crap lol

 

[Triplesnake]

Disney is doing it again.