Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[stshammgod]

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015) Discussion Thread

Data would've delivered Padme's twins, saved her life, reversed Order66 - & discovered who the Sith were well before those blissfully ignorant Jedi.. without blinking or breaking a sweat.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

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[Khev]

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Maybe "oomba" is droidian for "DIE *****!" ?

Yeah, maybe after 67 confirmed "deaths by broken heart" somebody should get around to actually translating what they are saying.

 

[Biojex]

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Yeah, maybe after 67 confirmed "deaths by broken heart" somebody should get around to actually translating what they are saying.

 

[Kamandi]

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Maybe someone could tell the idiot droid a floating surfboard is a dumb place for a childbirth.

 

[rushmore223]

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ROTJ is a weird beast, part OT and part PT.

It truly is.

Even for me, as a 12 year old when ROTJ was released, there were many cringe inducing moments. Specifically the Jabba band and the Ewoks, I remember feeling embarrassed during those scenes. But the rest of the movie was good enough, as was the love I had for the previous 2 films to keep me coming back nearly every weekend that summer.

 

[RIDDICK]

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[thenammagazine]

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Nah, instead of 3D glasses, they'll just rent out sunglasses.

 

[jye4ever]

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Yeah, maybe after 67 confirmed "deaths by broken heart" somebody should get around to actually translating what they are saying.

Ohhhhh, cardiogenic shock secondary to abruptia placenta, we thought you were saying broken heart.

 

[thenammagazine]

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Ohhhhh, cardiogenic shock secondary to abruptia placenta, we thought you were saying broken heart.

Funny that in a time when prosthesis are so advanced that one can actually feel pain through the fake limb, a heart transplant is beyond their capability.

 

[Kamandi]

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Consider this is a time where space travel is already millenia old. Cyrogenic sleep would have predated hyperdrive, so it would be a mature and reliable technology and likely used in medicine. There must be countless methods to place a patient into a life preserving coma or hibernation. They could have cloned her a new heart while she slept.

Stupid way to kill off a character.

 

[FQRizzo]

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Consider this is a time where space travel is already millenia old. Cyrogenic sleep would have predated hyperdrive, so it would be a mature and reliable technology and likely used in medicine. There must be countless methods to place a patient into a life preserving coma or hibernation. They could have cloned her a new heart while she slept.

Stupid way to kill off a character.

All they had to say was that she died from her injuries. Would have been good enough. Star Wars shouldn't get into details too much. If it did, it would be Star Trek. But still, don't give a BS cause of death.

 

[thenammagazine]

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All they had to say was that she died from her injuries. Would have been good enough. Star Wars shouldn't get into details too much. If it did, it would be Star Trek. But still, don't give a BS cause of death.

Not after Into Darkness.

 

[Kamandi]

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Or as an alternative to Padme dying she knows the children will always be in danger with her, that her evil husband will hunt to take them away. So she trusts them to Ben to keep them safe as she leaves to become a tragic figure.

Padme makes a sacrifice and figures Ben will come up with a brilliant hiding place where Anakin has never gone before... aww sonofabitch!!! He's going to take them to Ani's Mom's house!?! WTF!?!?

 

[FQRizzo]

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Not after Into Darkness.

True. They need to spend the whole of Star Trek 3 analyzing some space anomaly to make up for the pew pew fest that was STID.

 

[thenammagazine]

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True. They need to spend the whole of Star Trek 3 analyzing some space anomaly to make up for the pew pew fest that was STID.

Spock: "Captain, we seem to have entered a paradoxical universe from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away where the basic concepts of physics no longer apply."

I knew we were in for a treat before volcano scene was over in STupID.

 

[Kamandi]

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"Captain, they saw the ship. You violated the Prime Direc..."

"Shut your hole Spock. A few shaman create a story about a giant bird coming out of the water. So what? Your "ice cube" was a bigger violation of the Prime Directive than what I did. This society is within one or two thousand years of having art, science, and higher learning. Once they gain a basic understanding of Geology they will understand that volcano was made dormant by an extraterrestrial technology. You actually left our fingerprints behind."

 

[FQRizzo]

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I knew we were in for a treat before volcano scene was over in STupID.

LOL @ Cold Fusion involving ice cold temperatures. Gotta love 'science'!

 

[Kamandi]

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So why is it the Enterprise can't beam Spock through a the side of a volcano but Khan can beam from San Francisco to the planet Kronos? A feet feet of rock are a bigger deal than a few hundred lightyears of radiation and interstellar gas?

Orci is a hack writer.


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[jye4ever]

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I always have and always will hate ST.

**** WOK.

Just the fact that JJ has played with ST should've instantly disqualified him from SW.

Sorry Trekkies.