Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

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If there had been an Ewok in the AOTC fireplace scene I would have zero issues with AOTC. Like if he walked in with a drink tray. Four ****ing star movie.
 
Lest we forget, the ewoks were going to burn Han, Luke and Chewie alive and eat them. They're a savage race, don't be fooled by their teddy-bear appearance.
 
Yub Nub. The Ewoks are essentially...

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...only a little bit cuter.
 
I like the ewoks. They were fun, they were cute. I couldn't care less about them taking stormtroopers down so easily. Stormtroopers have kinda sucked at their job since the first film if no one's noticed.
 
I like the ewoks. They were fun, they were cute. I couldn't care less about them taking stormtroopers down so easily. Stormtroopers have kinda sucked at their job since the first film if no one's noticed.

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They really make Old Ben's piece of dialogue ''only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise'' quite laughable.
 
Lest we forget, the ewoks were going to burn Han, Luke and Chewie alive and eat them. They're a savage race, don't be fooled by their teddy-bear appearance.

Yup. I love this statue and it sells the savage nature of the seemingly cute teddy bears well enough for me.

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That Trooper is giving his best Wilhelm scream right there. It'll be Wilhelm scream extended edition when they go to work on him later because the ewok's rebel allies failed to convey any particular POW policy. You thought those were empty helmets they were using as drums at the end of Jedi?! :lol
 
Funny. If I consider the complete saga, the ones I like the least are TMP and ROTJ. Both suffer from insufferable characters, namely Jar Jar and the Ewoks. My favorite are ROTS and ESB!:)

That was the whole plan... End with annoying, begin with annoying. Now the circle is complete.
 
I think its well known that Ben has always just been a big liar.

Only since the prequels. Pre-1999 he merely pretended to Luke that Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker were different people. But ever since 2005 we can say he not only lied about that but he also made up a whole bunch of other **** too.
 
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