Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[jye4ever]

Hey my laptop is missing.

 

[ironwez20]

...friend's..... friend's laptop.... yeah.....i get you....

hey it's the truth bro!

 

[DiFabio]

Well he might turn out to be a mopey Yoda-Wan but technically he still walked away from it all and became an outcast so we got that original ending afterall, we just didn't see him walk away into the sunset like a samurai blondie.

Which goes back to Snikt's theory that Rey's burning temple vision was a vision into the future which as we all know from ESB is possible.

But if that was a vision of the future and he didn't lose the temple yet then why is he all mopey and secluded in TFA?

I had figured he was like that because things had already gone bad.

You don't care do you lol

Atleast Obi-Wan and Yoda had personality. Yoda had that whole crazy coot thing going for him.

Luke is basically like TDKR Bruce Wayne and Rey is John Blake. This isn't a good thing.

 

[crows]

hey my laptop is missing.

jye!!! N000000 n0t u

 

[DiFabio]

jye nooooo not uuuuu

mfw Jye hired me as the bull for his wife and my payment was Batman and Star Wars dolls

 

[jye4ever]

Oh man there are no words lolololol

 

[crows]

Well i guess difabio is ok for a bull.

That is one angry doggo

 

[ironwez20]

mfw Jye hired me as the bull for his wife and my payment was Batman and Star Wars dolls

And I get all the REy dolls. HOOOOOOO BOOOOYY

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Lulz.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

No, not like that. That's a fat loser that failed in life.

Something like this,

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Something poignant where Luke doesn't return to his friends and dance with them on Endor, but instead goes off on his own like a cowboy or samurai or some ****.

What the ST has done to Luke is make him exactly like Yoda and Obi-Wan, and that's no fun. People are expecting him to be this cool bad ass again, but he won't be. You can already tell by the teaser that he's moping and being melodramatic like a little *****.

I've heard so much about Grand Master Luke

We got this instead

Luke is basically like TDKR Bruce Wayne and Rey is John Blake. This isn't a good thing.

Bruce actually won and defeated the villains, and is happy with a hawt girlfriend who wears leather. Luke couldn't even do that. Couldn't beat the empire and he's sad and alone.

 

[ironwez20]

Atleast Obi-Wan and Yoda had personality. Yoda had that whole crazy coot thing going for him.

Luke is basically like TDKR Bruce Wayne and Rey is John Blake. This isn't a good thing.

She just looked in his eyes and could tell he was Luke skywalker. For all we know that could of been some crazy weirdo at the edge of the cliff but nope she defiantly knew it was luke. Just like how John robin blake (throws up) knew it was batman from looking into his eyes.

 

[Sachiel]

Oh ****, what if he isn't Luke? What if he's Luuke?

 

[ShadowX81]

Atleast Obi-Wan and Yoda had personality. Yoda had that whole crazy coot thing going for him.

Tell me about it. I'm surprised he didn't start playing the freaking spoons or something.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Why was Yoda acting so silly in ESB?

Acting like he had never seen a flashlight or technology?

He was a city frog in the prequels and a floating chair.

 

[punisher1974]

Well he had been isolated for almost 20 years. I am sure he started going a little crazy and he wasn't all there to begin with since he talks backwards. "Around them a perimeter make" Had to confuse the clone army a lot. Imagine getting directions from the crazy nut.

Why was Yoda acting so silly in ESB?

Acting like he had never seen a flashlight or technology?

He was a city frog in the prequels and a floating chair.

 

[Sachiel]

Why was Yoda acting so silly in ESB?

Acting like he had never seen a flashlight or technology?

He was testing Luke.

 

[crows]

Why was Yoda acting so silly in ESB?

Acting like he had never seen a flashlight or technology?

He was a city frog in the prequels and a floating chair.

He was trolling luke,

The bigger question is why he didnt recognize R2D2

 

[ZaCHw117]

He was trolling luke,

The bigger question is why he didnt recognize R2D2

because there's more than one R2 unit. notice his twin on the left?

 

[crows]

because there's more than one R2 unit. notice his twin on the left?

Well yeah but they are different colors and styles and stuff

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Well he had been isolated for almost 20 years. I am sure he started going a little crazy and he wasn't all there to begin with since he talks backwards. "Around them a perimeter make" Had to confuse the clone army a lot. Imagine getting directions from the crazy nut.

He was testing Luke.

He was trolling luke,

The bigger question is why he didnt recognize R2D2

Hmmm.