Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

What are they showered with? Wait don't answer that

Did someone say...shower? Where's Harley?

 

[punisher1974]

I guess he could have Schumer all over him and that explain how she keeps getting work as she keeps eating up the "gravy train"

 

[Wor-Gar]

Did someone say...shower? Where's Harley?

You mean Harvey?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

You mean Harvey?

 

[Skywalker(OG)Kush]

Well Cloning is as much a part of SW as a starving actress is in a Weinstein shower.

LOL... On a serious note, Snoke cant be cloned from lukes hand, otherwise snoke wouldn't have said this

"Kylo Ren, I watched the Empire rise, and then fall. The gullible prattle on about the triumph of truth and justice, of individualism and free will. As if such things were solid and real. It was neither poor strategy nor arrogance that brought down the Empire. Lord Vader not succumbed to emotion at the crucial moment—had the father killed the son—the Empire would have prevailed."

Luke wasn't around to see the rise of the empire, so his hand couldnt possess that knowledge he was just a baby living on tatoonie far away from the start of the conflict.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Snoke is the First. The Tree that has split in two. He is the Dark Force... and Rey is the Light. If he can turn the balance in his favor, the Light of the entire galaxy will go out.

As long as there are Jedi... there is risk of corruption. Therefore, the Jedi, like the Sith, must end.




If any of this mystical mumbo-jumbo gets you excited... then you are lost.

 

[jye4ever]

Snoke is the First. The Tree that has split in two. He is the Dark Force... and Rey is the Light. If he can turn the balance in his favor, the Light of the entire galaxy will go out.

As long as there are Jedi... there is risk of corruption. Therefore, the Jedi, like the Sith, must end.




If any of this mystical mumbo-jumbo gets you excited... then you are lost.

Wor-Snikit

This is how my conversation would go with my sexy Japtina wife if she was an actress trying to break it in Hollyweird.

Japtina: “Honey a fat powerful producer who is a huge donor behind the womans rights movement said if I porg him I can be cast in the Kill Bill 3 movie, isn’t that just disgusting and hypocritical of him!”

Me: “Get your stuff i’m putting you on the plane myself his pecker is only 6” and he’s only going to last max 5 minutes, get that Kill Bill 3 role!”

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Snoke is the First. The Tree that has split in two. He is the Dark Force... and Rey is the Light. If he can turn the balance in his favor, the Light of the entire galaxy will go out.

As long as there are Jedi... there is risk of corruption. Therefore, the Jedi, like the Sith, must end.

He's such a drag...

 

[ironwez20]

New photo of Luke comforting Rey

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It’s been a long time since he had some ass so this would be a more realistic reaction. Just chasing Rey all over the island is her training .

 

[Wor-Gar]

He's Porg'd out, I'm sure.

 

[Sachiel]

So are there two Luke Skywalkers now?

How would we feel about duel personalilities, one Hermit Luke...... one....Snoke (Luke).

Snoke is Luuke?

 

[snoop101]

Snoke is Luke from the future.

 

[punisher1974]

When a problem comes along you must porg it. Porg it porg it good sounds like a deco song

 

[punisher1974]

It’s been a long time since he had some ass so this would be a more realistic reaction. Just chasing Rey all over the island is her training .

Well Jedi do use the force. Maybe that’s why he looked scared in trailer when he’s behind her. She can crush his balls if he tries to Weinstein her

 

[jye4ever]

Could you imagine Vader taking off his helmet in ESB and smashing it on the wall out of frustration lol.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Could you imagine Vader taking off his helmet in ESB and smashing it on the wall out of frustration lol.

To be fair, he actually needs his helmet.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Didn’t the Empire clone Luke from his chopped off hand, or does that still count?

 

[jye4ever]

To be fair, he actually needs his helmet.

Nope I said his helmet not his face mask.

His **** shaped dome was just Palpatine messing with him.

 

[Skywalker(OG)Kush]

Didn’t the Empire clone Luke from his chopped off hand, or does that still count?

i believe that was EU so to answer your question no it doesn't count its no longer official canon

 

[jye4ever]

i believe that was EU so to answer your question no it doesn't count its no longer official canon

You must forgive him....