Stupid Forum Words or Phrases I hate

[BadMoon]

Ok I'm sick of reading the following. It's lame. Be original. LOL!

Troll - You will NEVER hear me use this. It is a term I would expect one to say on a playground that's 12. Come on people!

In the wild - This is used on MacForums a ton. IE, I saw a white iPhone "in the wild". Are you on safari? Did you manage to see lions and tigers and bears? Hmmmm?

Cool Story Bro - Again, lame. Try to _____ measure at least a little better. Maybe "cool story hoss." will do the trick.

Its a good popcorn flick - This about sums it up when one watches a subpar movie and they try to rationalize actually spending their hard earned money on it. IE, the popcorn tasted fantastic and the movie was just MEH. I'm pointing my finger at you Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

So there are mine. What annoys you all?

And before anyone posts it, I will ruin your witty response by simply saying:

Spoiler

Cool story bro

 

[karamazov80]

. . .Sauce. . .

 

[Boba Ben]

I hate following:

1. ka ka

2. baby birds

3. elite

 

[sprig0701]

I wouldn't go as far as hating phrases like that. My biggest thing would be when people use your/you're incorrectly. ie- Don't talk to me, your an idiot. Proper use would be "you're". and I would like to buy you're figure. proper use would be "your". I'm by no means the grammar police, but come on people, 3rd graders don't screw up the english language that bad. Have a little self-respect and preview your post before replying.

 

[Solidus]

Cool story bro. But this seems like something a troll would do. This thread is definitely not in the wild. I'm so agitated right now, that I feel like watching Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It's a good popcorn flick.

 

[Boba Ben]

Cool story bro. But this seems like something a troll would do. This thread is definitely not in the wild. I'm so agitated right now, that I feel like watching Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls. It's a good popcorn flick.

 

[Voorhees27]

STFU Eli ............... Keith.

 

[Valfar]

I remember when words like "uber" and "jeebus" were common and it anoyed me a little.

I have noticed today both online and out in public some words that kind of annoy me, such as..

"thats all kinds of awesome"

"for the win" or "that's full of win"

"fail"

"******" or ****** bag"

"OMG" or "like OMG"

Ok these words are usually coming out of honkies, like myself.

The ghetto talk that annoys me...

"wats gud"

"wat gwan"

"yo linx me a nex cancer" = give me a smoke

"yo bedgen!" = hey brethren=brother.

"sup nigga,where ya reachin?"

"dats safe still"

"seen"

"check da new kicks"

"wat eva"

"T dot" = Toronto ...hate hearing people say this...

"yo dawg" though this one has really died out.

"ya skunt bwai!" usually guyanese slang that makes me laugh and annoys me at the same time.

 

[Cloud]

Txt spk rlly annoys me. How abt u? LOL!

 

[Maglor]

My personal pet peeve is "n00b." Especially when used in excess. It honestly seems like a word that an individual would use because they themselves are compensating for their own percieved inadequacy. Kind of the internet form of "small man syndrome."

Troll - You will NEVER hear me use this. It is a term I would expect one to say on a playground that's 12. Come on people! What happened to calling someone and ass hole?

Actually I like "Troll."

It's not just a kid calling someone this:

It refers to people who bait others with words, trying to provoke an emotional response. Trolling like this:

Quite apropos in my opinion. Ass hole is too generic.

. . .Sauce. . .

Hi Ski!

 

[Voorhees27]

Stfu maglor.

 

[Valfar]

You mention the small man syndrome there Maglor, i agree with that to a extent but, i honestly could say that type of behaviour is more common amongst tall people, especially the ones that are small in the pants.

I am 5'8 and have met a few guys ex-girlfriends have dated that were 6ft and up and had pricks the size of my pinky yet acted as if they were packing a ten incher and walked with a swagger.

 

[Maglor]

True, but the phrase is "small man's syndrome" or "Napoleon complex."

Stfu maglor.

 

[Cryoguns]

"Fixed that for you".

That one wore out its amusement factor years ago.

 

[The Ween]

Txt spk rlly annoys me. How abt u? LOL!

I hate that too, and since most people have qwerty boards on their phones now, there's no sense to using the abbreviations. I hate reading it in emails and on messages boards but I really hate reading it in kid's school work!!!!

 

[YoNoSe]

"Epic" as a measure of quality. Because it's not.

Epic makes me pffft.

 

[cerealkeller]

EPIC...I never want to hear this word again. Unless it pertains to Scott Pilgrims tagline "An Epic of Epic Epicness". Thats kinda funny

 

[Maglor]

I hate that too, and since most people have qwerty boards on their phones now, there's no sense to using the abbreviations. I hate reading it in emails and on messages boards but I really hate reading it in kid's school work!!!!

Yeah, kids really need to keep that out of their school work.


I often find myself using IMO here. Is that an irritation?

It is a little easier than typing in my opinion, and it sounds less formal.

Stfu maglor.

Oh yeah, I kinda like stfu too.

 

[Cloud]

You mention the small man syndrome there Maglor, i agree with that to a extent but, i honestly could say that type of behaviour is more common amongst tall people, especially the ones that are small in the pants.

I am 5'8 and have met a few guys ex-girlfriends have dated that were 6ft and up and had pricks the size of my pinky yet acted as if they were packing a ten incher and walked with a swagger.

What if they're just really abrasive people in general? I don't think di.ck size has that much to do with attitude. I know people joke, the fancy cars, the bling, it's overcompensating for that but I wonder if there's some kind of study about it?

I guess I have "Tank Girl Syndrome." I don't care wth I look like, and I'll have whatever attitude I feel like having.

 

[Maglor]

I don't care wth I look like, and I'll have whatever attitude I feel like having.

wth is txt spk.