Stupid Questions

[Lejuan]

Will the relief at relieving one's bladder - or bowels - always be greater than the discomfort experienced from having to retain the motion for an extended time?

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

In my experience, needing to go and having to hold it is a feeling that lasts longer than the time of relief.

However the relief while shorter is much more intense a sensation

 

[Lejuan]

True, that was kind of the other part of the question - will the sense of relief always be inversely proportional to the time you hold it in... like the longer the discomfort is endured, the greater the relief - or is there a 'tipping point' or 'sweet spot', ie the longer it is held does not equate to greater relief.

Actually, I should've searched google scholar first. I'm sure someone's done a PhD on this.

 

[The Ween]

Trying having an ultrasound where they have you drink a quart or so of water an hour before and you have to hold it till they do the test and they're pressing on your lower belly the entire time. Talk about agony. Believe me, peeing never felt so good.

 

[fosing]

Will the relief at relieving one's bladder - or bowels - always be greater than the discomfort experienced from having to retain the motion for an extended time?

isnt that the same as marriage? have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part kinda deal?

 

[devilof76]

Would a great movie about a turd be better than a crap movie about a bar of Gold?

I like gold more than ****, so I won't watch the greatest movie ever made if that's what it's about.

 

[Solidus]

Are there any consequences of fa pping too much? Physical, spiritual, or whatever else?

 

[The Ween]

Are there any consequences of fa pping too much? Physical, spiritual, or whatever else?

Carpel tunnel and blisters.

 

[devilof76]

D.H. Lawrence wrote a whole series of essays explaining why onanism was spiritually self-destructive. The book is titled Sex, Literature & Censorship.

 

[fosing]

what is the oldest trick in the book?

which book?

Are there any consequences of fa pping too much? Physical, spiritual, or whatever else?

42

 

[AllisonAmy]

Why is a unicorn not called a unihorn?

 

[Kamandi]

Philips TV and Ridley Scott sponsored a cool short film contest a few years back and this was the outstanding entry.
The filmmakers could create any story they wanted as long as it contained these lines of dialogue:

"What is that?"
"It's a unicorn."
"Never seen one up close before."
"Beautiful."
"Get away, get away." "
"I'm sorry."

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBPn_yIx_6k[/ame]

 

[Lejuan]

Philips TV and Ridley Scott sponsored a cool short film contest a few years back and this was the outstanding entry.

Really cool contest - this is the one you're thinking of I think?

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DiUo1JVoSA[/ame]

 

[Lejuan]

Why is a unicorn not called a unihorn?

unicorn (n.)
early 13c., from Old French unicorne, from Late Latin unicornus (Vulgate), from noun use of Latin unicornis (adj.) "having one horn," from uni- "one" (see uni-) + cornus "horn" (see horn (n.)).

source: https://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=unicorn

 

[AllisonAmy]

unicorn (n.)
early 13c., from Old French unicorne, from Late Latin unicornus (Vulgate), from noun use of Latin unicornis (adj.) "having one horn," from uni- "one" (see uni-) + cornus "horn" (see horn (n.)).

source: https://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=unicorn

That figures. I guess it's not a stupid question.

 

[toylion]

I dont think any man is thinking anything while he is growling at the badger.

Don't know about anyone else, but this is kind of what I'm thinking.

[ame]https://youtu.be/ocDFza_Z8fQ[/ame]

 

[toylion]

I know, but if the prize is good enough, I'll go for it!

 

[toylion]

You'd reconsider if you saw Ween in her true reptilian form.

 

[devilof76]

Yeah, that was the first thing I saw when I woke up. Thanks a lot.

 

[Frank]

True, that was kind of the other part of the question - will the sense of relief always be inversely proportional to the time you hold it in... like the longer the discomfort is endured, the greater the relief - or is there a 'tipping point' or 'sweet spot', ie the longer it is held does not equate to greater relief.

Actually, I should've searched google scholar first. I'm sure someone's done a PhD on this.

Ooooh.

So why does it burn when I urinate?