Stupid Questions

[toylion]

That is one of the universe's great unanswerables; like, why do fools fall in love...why does the caged bird sing...why is devil always right. You know it's true, but the ultimate cause and meaning is inscrutable.

Why wasn't I born rich instead of handsome.

 

[Lejuan]

Why wasn't I born rich instead of handsome.

Billy Connolly: ...'cause I'm not the best looking man...

Audience member: ...awwwwww

Billy: Don't feel sorry for me mate, I'm ****ing loaded. Rich beats good looking every time.

 

[Mr. Green]

hey, whats going on in here?

Mr. Green already handsome, and he could very well be rich soon....

 

[Mr. Green]

weird thing is, one day, 6 months ago, a stranger approached Mr. Green and said Mr. Green look like George Costanza and offered Mr. Green like $450/hr to act. true story!

 

[Mr. Green]

how the heck did this giant fly get into Mr. Green's room in the middle of winter. feel like catching em in one of those groceries plastic bag and burn em but it didn't end well long time ago. think happy thoughts! think happy, happy!

 

[The Ween]

how the heck did this giant fly get into Mr. Green's room in the middle of winter. feel like catching em in one of those groceries plastic bag and burn em but it didn't end well long time ago. think happy thoughts! think happy, happy!

It's not a housefly. It's a cluster fly and they look for warmth in the winter. Is it big and does it fly slow? If yes, it's a cluster fly.

 

[Mr. Green]

oh, wut, what? how u know such thingy? what? they wait and lay cluster of eggs --> larvae to annoy Mr. Green more in the spring?

for the record, Mr. Green does not attract flies

 

[fosing]

flies attract the smelly, icky, green stuff.

 

[Mr. Green]

liar, pants on fire! some flies loves dead carcass or open wound. fruit flies exceptional

 

[fosing]

the yellow green stuff....those are dead cells.

 

[Mr. Green]

how u get yellow green from dead cells is beyond Mr. Green

 

[The Ween]

how u get yellow green from dead cells is beyond Mr. Green

Yellow = Puss
Green = Rot

Both = Stinky meat that flies love

 

[Mr. Green]

do women mature faster than men? or is it girls vs boys? seem fair to have this out of the gentlemen thread. although The Ween probably only female whos gonna answer lol

 

[devilof76]

I dunno.

Why are nerds so sensitive?

 

[Mr. Green]

is nerds only ones whos sensitive? wut bout geeks and freaks and such? a big, little fat?, black dude once sayz women mature faster but men catch up, in class. hmmm...

 

[The Ween]

do women mature faster than men? or is it girls vs boys? seem fair to have this out of the gentlemen thread. although The Ween probably only female whos gonna answer lol

Are you talking physically or mentally?

 

[The Ween]

I dunno.

Why are nerds so sensitive?

I can just imagine.

 

[Mr. Green]

Are you talking physically or mentally?

ohh, mor ??? why not one of each or both or neither? hehe

 

[fosing]

@green stuff

do you hear voice/s in your head??
do you talk back??

 

[Mr. Green]

mor ???

don't think u can handle that which is Mr. Green