Stupid Questions

[devilof76]

He tried hard though.

That said, if you sit on a toilet seat that's covered with herpes infected blood, and you happened to have shaved your ass that day, all bets are off.

 

[King Darkness]

 

[thenammagazine]

The virus only lives off the body 10 seconds.

When I was hired on by the mortuary, we had to read a huge packet from the CDC regarding the handling of bodies. They had a whole section dedicated to blood-borne pathogens and how contact/spills should be handled. Included in the list were HIV, AIDS, herpes simplex-2, both hepatitis B and C, etc., with a warning that they can survive in a transmittable state in a blood sample for up to 48hrs. I'm going with the CDC warning. Happy Valtrex.

 

[devilof76]

In a blood sample, which is as good as being in the body.

 

[thenammagazine]

In a blood sample, which is as good as being in the body.

Or an open, bleeding sore that leaves a blood stamp on a toilet seat.

 

[King Darkness]

This is exactly why I only poo in urinals

 

[thenammagazine]

This is exactly why I only poo in urinals

I save it for home. Otherwise I'd "Monk" out in a public toilet stall.

 

[devilof76]

Or an open, bleeding sore that leaves a blood stamp on a toilet seat.

As soon as the blood dies, the virus dies with it.

Moisture is the key. Same goes for towels, cigarette butts, etc.

There also needs to be an opening in the skin for transmission to occur. Healthy skin will not be susceptible to infected blood.

And FFS, could you please get rid of the lip picture? Anyone who really needs to see what it looks like can google it.

 

[King Darkness]

If all the urinals are taken, I'll just make doody in the parking lot. I will not, under any circumstances, allow my butt to touch a public toilet.

 

[devilof76]

Probably have a greater chance of catching leprosy from a toilet seat than you do herpes.

 

[thenammagazine]

Probably have a greater chance of catching leprosy from a toilet seat than you do herpes.

Hey, you wanna get herpes from a toilet seat, you're welcome to it.

 

[Deckard]

Best way to stay clean.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs[/ame]

 

[thenammagazine]

Best way to stay clean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs

King already does that without the Poop Tube.

 

[King Darkness]

King already does that without the Poop Tube.

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[devilof76]

Hey, you wanna get herpes from a toilet seat, you're welcome to it.

I guess my skin just isn't as delicate as yours.

 

[devilof76]

Why do drunk girls make out with you on the lawn in front of the bar after the wedding, and once they've let you know exactly what they want, get up and ignore you for the last 15 minutes of the night, then go home with their friends who look at you like you were the one who was taking advantage?

 

[King Darkness]

I guess my skin just isn't as delicate as yours.

 

[King Darkness]

Why do drunk girls make out with you on the lawn in front of the bar after the wedding, and once they've let you know exactly what they want, get up and ignore you for the last 15 minutes of the night, then go home with their friends who look at you like you were the one who was taking advantage?

POST EDITOR!!

Reported!!!!

 

[devilof76]

Good god man...Friday night I drank six gin and tonics, pounded a cocktail with three different liquors, then drank a shot and two Coronas. I went to bed at 4:30, woke up at 10:00, ate nothing but coffee then drove 250 miles so I could go to work from 11:00-7:00.

And I'm still up. Can I get a break, just this once?

 

[King Darkness]

Your tomfoolery is not an excuse for excessive post editing, good sir.