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Ferris Bueller's Day Off is about a dying young gentlemen, his girlfriend and overly happy best friend trying their best to get back to school but a museum full of paintings, German parade, lunch and baseball game thwart their efforts at every turn.
 
Wizard of Oz is about a girl who arrives from Kansas with a pair of magic shoes. An old guy shows up soon afterward in a Hot Air Balloon and she helps him strip the Lion of his Courage, the Tin Man of his Heart and the Scarecrow of his brains and establish his false identity as the "Great and Powerful Oz". Then she dried out the Wicked Witch of the West and saved her. Afterward she returned the Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow to their homes. She gave her magic shoes to the Wicked Witch of the East and pulled a house off of her with a tornado saving her life and allowing the subjugation of the Munchkins to continue. Then the tornado took her back home.

GB, this is GENIUS!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!:clap:rotfl
 
Forrest Gump -

Is about a semi smart man who's rich and loses his wife to sex/ partying and drugs / Gets fed up , quits his shrimpin business and runs around the country / joins the Vietnam War / become studpider than stupid does / still mad so he puts leg braces on so the other kids will tease him
 
These aren't mine, but I wish they were.....

If you watch SHREK backwards...It's about an insane ogre who kidnaps a man's wife and puts her in a tower. He alienates his friends and winds up living alone in a swamp.


Cinderella backwards is about a woman who learns her place.

Black Swan is about a dancer who cures her insanity by sleeping with Mila Kunis.
 
Robin Hood backwards:

A thief steals from the poor and gives to the rich.


The Lord of the Rings Trilogy backwards:

Frodo forges a ring in the fires of Mount Doom and a long quest follows. Eventually Sauron gets the ring and he destroys it in the fires of Mount Doom.
 
Friday the 13th (original)

Lake dwelling mongoloid puts girl into canoe so she can go back to shore and use her magic machete to replace Pamela Voorhees head. Pamela then runs around the camp removing dangerous, sharp objects from people, bringing them back to life. Most of them are so happy to be alive again they have sex.
 
To show how annoying attention whores are who post off topic stuff in higher traffic threads so that more people can see their idiotic crap.

:wave
 
To show how annoying attention whores are who post off topic stuff in higher traffic threads so that more people can see their idiotic crap.

:wave

it makes perfect sense........thus it will never work......:lecture
 
The Shawshank Redemption:

A rich free man crawls through 5 football fields of foul smelling ____ into a prison through a hole in a wall. Comes to a breaking point with his friend Red one afternoon and then heads off to solitary confinement. Does a bit of book keeping and builds a library. One day he gets raped by some white dudes. He gets on a bus and leaves the prison and heads over to court. Finds himself hammered in his car outside of the house his wife is getting nailed in.
 
The Shawshank Redemption:

A rich free man crawls through 5 football fields of foul smelling ____ into a prison through a hole in a wall. Comes to a breaking point with his friend Red one afternoon and then heads off to solitary confinement. Does a bit of book keeping and builds a library. One day he gets raped by some white dudes. He gets on a bus and leaves the prison and heads over to court. Finds himself hammered in his car outside of the house his wife is getting nailed in.

that would probably make the most depressing movie in history lol
 
To show how annoying attention whores are who post off topic stuff in higher traffic threads so that more people can see their idiotic crap.

:wave


On these pics he has been posting is the member Hot toys collectors logo at the bottom right hand corner htc zombie so these mightn't even be his pictures!:dunno
 
Black Swan is about a dancer who cures her insanity by sleeping with Mila Kunis.

This one is genius. :lol

Friday the 13th (original)

Lake dwelling mongoloid puts girl into canoe so she can go back to shore and use her magic machete to replace Pamela Voorhees head. Pamela then runs around the camp removing dangerous, sharp objects from people, bringing them back to life. Most of them are so happy to be alive again they have sex.

:rotfl
 
Not too long.

Ghostbusters backwards is about a group of scientists and their token black friend use a door on the top of a building to take everyone's marshmallows and make a giant marshmallow man who climbs down the building to fix some cars and a church. Then the marshmallow man turns into an ugly woman with a flat top and walks back trough the door. Two dogs turn into Sigourney Weaver and Rick Moranis who have sex while the scientists and their token black friend walk down some stairs. They then drive to the mayor's office and are arrested. After they leave jail a bunch of ghosts fix the roof of their fire house. As thanks the scientists and their token black friend use their light guns to free ghosts all over New York. Sometime during this Sigourney Weaver drives a chair through her kitchen door and parks it in her living room and Rick Moranis chases a dog into his apartment. The scientists ditch their token black friend and then free a green smelly ghost while fixing a banquet hall at a hotel. Sigourney Weaver tidies up her apartment while the Scientists move out of their firehouse and into a college. They then go to a library where they run in and scare a library ghost who then in return helps a scared librarian.

The end.
 


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