Devil_666
Super Freak
TERRIBLENOVA
Terra Nova is like Jurassic Park mixed with Stargate with a sprinkle of Time Machine and a touch of Avatar and Lost, burned beyond recognition by a chef eliminated on the first episode of Fox's Hell's Kitchen. Who also has down syndrome and shouldn't be around a stove.
Stephen Lang stars as Colonel Miles Quaritch.. er.. I mean Commander Nathaniel Taylor. Let's just call him Commander Quaritch Rip-off. Actually let's just not talk about him or any other "character" because they all equally suck. I haven't seen writing this bad since my son started scribbling down random letters on paper with a crayon when he was a year old. By comparison, my son's incoherent ramblings on loose leaf look like Shakespeare compared to this trite.
It's like Spielberg thought "How can I milk the Jurassic Park license even more?" and then while taking a poop and looking in the bowl before flushing he apparently got the idea for this show from what he saw. Obviously that's not true, but I guarantee I'm not that far off.
And while I think it's cool that the show hired some students from some community college to do all the CGI (Computer Generated Imagery) the end result looks more like a cut scene from some $5 bargain bin 3DO game than something from a big budget network. I've seen better and more believable graphics on a Cracker Jack hologram card than this.
Did you enjoy Edward Furlong and all his whiny vajayjay monologues while he almost single handedly ruined Terminator 2? Awesome! Then get ready for A LOT of whiny little brats in this show.
Overall, I'd give this show a Z-. I know an F- is supposed to be the lowest grade possible but this show is like AIDS + Cancer + a marathon of Gilmore Girls all rolled up into one apocalyptic blunt of "Terrible". I'd rather watch old paint dry, flake and infect my body with lead poisoning than watch another minute of this garbage. I feel physically ill after experiencing the epic suck that is Terra Nova. My soul has officially been broken up into numerous parts that Harry Potter is currently searching for to destroy because this show made those parts evil.
Still an hour to go.. it might get better though. I'll post my real review once I've actually watched the entire show.
Terra Nova is like Jurassic Park mixed with Stargate with a sprinkle of Time Machine and a touch of Avatar and Lost, burned beyond recognition by a chef eliminated on the first episode of Fox's Hell's Kitchen. Who also has down syndrome and shouldn't be around a stove.
Stephen Lang stars as Colonel Miles Quaritch.. er.. I mean Commander Nathaniel Taylor. Let's just call him Commander Quaritch Rip-off. Actually let's just not talk about him or any other "character" because they all equally suck. I haven't seen writing this bad since my son started scribbling down random letters on paper with a crayon when he was a year old. By comparison, my son's incoherent ramblings on loose leaf look like Shakespeare compared to this trite.
It's like Spielberg thought "How can I milk the Jurassic Park license even more?" and then while taking a poop and looking in the bowl before flushing he apparently got the idea for this show from what he saw. Obviously that's not true, but I guarantee I'm not that far off.
And while I think it's cool that the show hired some students from some community college to do all the CGI (Computer Generated Imagery) the end result looks more like a cut scene from some $5 bargain bin 3DO game than something from a big budget network. I've seen better and more believable graphics on a Cracker Jack hologram card than this.
Did you enjoy Edward Furlong and all his whiny vajayjay monologues while he almost single handedly ruined Terminator 2? Awesome! Then get ready for A LOT of whiny little brats in this show.
Overall, I'd give this show a Z-. I know an F- is supposed to be the lowest grade possible but this show is like AIDS + Cancer + a marathon of Gilmore Girls all rolled up into one apocalyptic blunt of "Terrible". I'd rather watch old paint dry, flake and infect my body with lead poisoning than watch another minute of this garbage. I feel physically ill after experiencing the epic suck that is Terra Nova. My soul has officially been broken up into numerous parts that Harry Potter is currently searching for to destroy because this show made those parts evil.
Still an hour to go.. it might get better though. I'll post my real review once I've actually watched the entire show.
