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The Book Of Boba Fett (December 2021)
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ebor
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Probably noted already--but how is it that Max Rebo appears in this first episode-- when he died on Jabba's Sail Barge? (or do all Ortolans play in a band? lol)
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He actually keeps his helmet on. I'm shocked!
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More 'collateral damage'. Rebel scum!
Legends never die.
Max Rebo was torn in half in the Sail Barge explosion... and now has nice mech spider-legs.
ebor
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@ chrisstruthers...Just like Boba 
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And that Sand People Chief who gives Boba a sip of water is Mace Windu.
ebor
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Max Rebo as the new crime lord would be more believable than Fat Fett.
'Max Rebo left for dead in the desert sands...after miraculously surviving the Jabba Sail Barge disaster...is BACK! This Summer on Disney +, one Ortonian, emerges as Tatooine's most feared Hutt. With his trusty side-kick Sly Snootles--they strike fear into all who would challenge them...'
BOOK OF BLUE HUTT and his BAND
'Max Rebo left for dead in the desert sands...after miraculously surviving the Jabba Sail Barge disaster...is BACK! This Summer on Disney +, one Ortonian, emerges as Tatooine's most feared Hutt. With his trusty side-kick Sly Snootles--they strike fear into all who would challenge them...'
BOOK OF BLUE HUTT and his BAND
Max Rebo definitely struck me as one of the most nimble and athletic of all of Jabba's hirelings so I could easily see him leaping out of that piano that encased him, sprinting topside then doing this over the railing:
ebor
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Max Rebo is the MacGruber of SW aliens
The Adventures of MAX REBO!
Likely coming on Disney+ within a few years... right after The Greedo Chronicles... and An Ugnaughts Journey...
Max Rebo: The Musical
I was about to ask why then didn't we see Bib Fortuna and Rebo tied to stakes in the Tusken camp but then I realized that duh, they probably won *their* duels with the women and children of the camp before triumphantly making the 17 day march back to civilization across the high heat desert wasteland.
How many people do we think Boba will kill tomorrow? I'm voting none for this episode.
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This filibuster is what happens in episode two
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Hammerhead is going to give him a beating with his Sideshow exclusive staff. Finally that thing gets put to use.
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Well, he might fall on someone and cause a death that way. So I'll say one.
I'm just hoping that acts of competence outnumber his trips to the bacta tank. Let's just start there at least.
I don't understand why Max Rebo surviving is so unbelievable. It is perfectly logical that a fat immobile blue elephant would survive. In fact, that is what makes Max so great, everyone doubts his ability.
It’s like Indiana Jones surviving a nuke with a fridge. Max Rebo survived the explosion by hiding in his bomb resistant beskar plated piano. You think the leading artist of the hottest band on Tatooine got their by chance? Max Rebo is a cold hearted OG killer. He framed his own twin brother Azool, who was really the musician in the family, for his past crimes and Azool took the fall from Jabba into the rancor pit. Perfect for Rebo to take over the band, earning his trust from Jabba by betraying his own brother. He began plotting to take down Jabba by rising through the scenes of the Tatooine underground music scene. When they became big enough, Jabba remembered Max and hired him. In fact, it was Rebo himself who blew up the Sail Barge. He, along with the help of Rappertunie, who was a computer engineer (seen below)
planted the bomb that blew up the Sail Barge. Luke didn’t do a thing. Stole the glory. Notice how the explosion starts from below the deck and not from the cannon? Cannon fire can’t melt steal beams.
Rebo blamed Rappertunie for the small bomb radius which allowed Luke and others to escape. Rebo choked Rappertunie out with his own flute in his sleep.
Rebo reformed his band and is back on the rise though. It is no coincidence he was at Garsa Fwip’s cantina playing. He is back in the scene. No doubt Boba heard the beautiful **** style music from the fat fingered elephant. Soon Max Rebo will strike and be back in Jabba’s Palace. He will take down Boba Fett in a sumo match. Fett will have lost all respect and hand the throne to Max.
It turns out this isn’t the Book of Boba Fett, but the Book of Max Rebo, and who has a better story than Max the Saboteur? What better way to subvert expectations than this? Truly will be all action no filler.
Now, you probably don’t believe me, but this is all true. Go to the Star Wars wiki and look it up. Max does have a twin brother, but the records were falsified, Jabba didn’t have the twin serve on the barge, he kills anyone who crosses him. And Rappertunie really is a computer engineer.
Just wait until Episode 2.
It’s like Indiana Jones surviving a nuke with a fridge. Max Rebo survived the explosion by hiding in his bomb resistant beskar plated piano. You think the leading artist of the hottest band on Tatooine got their by chance? Max Rebo is a cold hearted OG killer. He framed his own twin brother Azool, who was really the musician in the family, for his past crimes and Azool took the fall from Jabba into the rancor pit. Perfect for Rebo to take over the band, earning his trust from Jabba by betraying his own brother. He began plotting to take down Jabba by rising through the scenes of the Tatooine underground music scene. When they became big enough, Jabba remembered Max and hired him. In fact, it was Rebo himself who blew up the Sail Barge. He, along with the help of Rappertunie, who was a computer engineer (seen below)
planted the bomb that blew up the Sail Barge. Luke didn’t do a thing. Stole the glory. Notice how the explosion starts from below the deck and not from the cannon? Cannon fire can’t melt steal beams.
Rebo blamed Rappertunie for the small bomb radius which allowed Luke and others to escape. Rebo choked Rappertunie out with his own flute in his sleep.
Rebo reformed his band and is back on the rise though. It is no coincidence he was at Garsa Fwip’s cantina playing. He is back in the scene. No doubt Boba heard the beautiful **** style music from the fat fingered elephant. Soon Max Rebo will strike and be back in Jabba’s Palace. He will take down Boba Fett in a sumo match. Fett will have lost all respect and hand the throne to Max.
It turns out this isn’t the Book of Boba Fett, but the Book of Max Rebo, and who has a better story than Max the Saboteur? What better way to subvert expectations than this? Truly will be all action no filler.
Now, you probably don’t believe me, but this is all true. Go to the Star Wars wiki and look it up. Max does have a twin brother, but the records were falsified, Jabba didn’t have the twin serve on the barge, he kills anyone who crosses him. And Rappertunie really is a computer engineer.
Just wait until Episode 2.
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WTF lol
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