The Book Of Boba Fett (December 2021)

[ZE_501]

That gun gave me a good laugh. In the "fight" with Black K, he comes up to just about point-blank range of the wookiee's head and fires *THREE* shots... each time hitting the few spots of armor.

I actually don't remember shots fired. I must have nodded off.

 

[ajp4mgs]

I actually don't remember shots fired. I must have nodded off.

Nodding off during BoBF action scenes? Yeah, that seems about right.

 

[greygoose]

Nodding off during BoBF action scenes? Yeah, that seems about right.

 

[DCFett]

Yeah was that a water gun he had?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

When Chewblacca was squeezing slippery Boba Fett, I wish he shot up like a bar of soap... then slid across the floor like a newborn.

With cartoon sound effects.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

This show is rich in laughing content. It badly needs one of these vids done

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[TurdFurgusonsHat]

I happy for people who like things even though I don’t, so I don't understand why the same folks feel the need to write off counter opinions like that.

Because this dog**** does not even slightly resemble the mysterious and feared bounty hunter Boba Fett.

 

[Bleah]

That gun gave me a good laugh. In the "fight" with Black K, he comes up to just about point-blank range of the wookiee's head and fires *THREE* shots... each time hitting the few spots of armor.

Remember, this is a guy with a cybernetic eye to target with. And he couldn't hit the back of a Wookiee's huge-*** head... at point blank! Yet he was still more effective than Boba Fett!

I LOVE THIS SHOW!

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Probably got that implant from a storm trooper.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

I can’t believe we got a low speed Vespa chase in a show named after a character who has a rocket firing jet pack and wrist weapons while saved by the bell Cobra freaking Kai has half of the hollywood stunt teams busy creating non stop action!

The actors in Cobra Kai are all Morrison's age and all managed to get into great shape. None of them move like they are freaking geriatric like the new Boba Fett. Martin Kove(Kreese) is 75 years old and I bet he could backpedal and still beat Morrison in the 40 yard dash.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Anyone watch the vespa chase with Benny Hill music yet?

 

[chrisstbh]

Anyone watch the vespa chase with Benny Hill music yet?

Those vespas cant even keep up that music

 

[ajp4mgs]

Because this dog**** does not even slightly resemble the mysterious and feared bounty hunter Boba Fett.

Well, he's still mysterious. I mean, it's a mystery to me why he's so incompetent now. A mystery how he plans to be a crime boss without ever coordinating any actual organized crimes.

And maybe the biggest mystery is how he survived this long while being dumb enough to do things like try to open a door by repeatedly pressing the same button which had turned red to indicate the door being locked from the inside.

See? Still plenty mysterious. But as for not being feared? Outside of fearing that he might accidentally get people killed, I gotta give you that one.

 

[Knightstalker]

What's the bet we discover his motivation to be a crime boss is so that he can end the criminal underworlds control of Tatooine so he can give it back to the noble, oppressed, misunderstood Tuskens, which will all be revealed when Tusken Pocahontas turns up at the end to help save the day and will have all the subtlety and nuance of a sledgehammer to the balls.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

If you are going to try to make the stupid argument that Fett had some sort of epiphany after a near death experience and now wants to be nice and respectful how does one justify his decision to execute Bib in cold blood to try to become a damn crime lord of all things. The entire premise of the show is a ridiculous contradiction.

Fett was known as a proficient and deadly bounty hunter and 100% should have stayed that way. He was super cool until the Sail Barge execution spectacle and it's been the downward spiral ever since.

 

[Knightstalker]

If you are going to try to make the stupid argument that Fett had some sort of epiphany after a near death experience and now wants to be nice and respectful how does one justify his decision to execute Bib in cold blood to try to become a damn crime lord of all things. The entire premise of the show is a ridiculous contradiction.

Fett was known as a proficient and deadly bounty hunter and 100% should have stayed that way. He was super cool until the Sail Barge execution spectacle and it's been the downward spiral ever since.

There is no justifying it. It feels like Favreau, Rodriguez and Co are deliberately trolling us. The disconnect between OT and even Mando season 2 Boba vs BoBF is ludicrous at this stage. This is Boba Fett in name only.

 

[Khev]

If you are going to try to make the stupid argument that Fett had some sort of epiphany after a near death experience and now wants to be nice and respectful how does one justify his decision to execute Bib in cold blood to try to become a damn crime lord of all things.

Right as Fett was about to pay tribute to his old friend he forgot proper gun safety and his blaster went off. Then when he went to check Bib's vital signs the fat Twi'lek's body slumped over and slipped through his hands off the throne. In his grief he could only quietly sit down to try and gather himself.

After Fennec left the room he headed outside to get some air.

Spoiler

 

[Knightstalker]

Right as Fett was about to pay tribute to his old friend he forgot proper gun safety and his blaster went off. Then when he went to check Bib's vital signs the fat Twi'lek's body slumped over and slipped through his hands off the throne. In his grief he could only quietly sit down to try and gather himself.

After Fennec left the room he headed outside to get some air.

Spoiler

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Boba probably thought he was taking this when he went to see Bib

 

[a-dev]

What's the bet we discover his motivation to be a crime boss is so that he can end the criminal underworlds control of Tatooine so he can give it back to the noble, oppressed, misunderstood Tuskens, which will all be revealed when Tusken Pocahontas turns up at the end to help save the day and will have all the subtlety and nuance of a sledgehammer to the balls.

 

[Knightstalker]

Yeah, although less subtle than that lol.

 

[ZE_501]

What's the bet we discover his motivation to be a crime boss is so that he can end the criminal underworlds control of Tatooine so he can give it back to the noble, oppressed, misunderstood Tuskens, which will all be revealed when Tusken Pocahontas turns up at the end to help save the day and will have all the subtlety and nuance of a sledgehammer to the balls.

Well, I already suggested that shooting Bib in the face was due to his involvement somehow in the slaughter of the Tuskens. The end-game you suggest sounds about right.

And it ain't right.